Michael Webb

I'm so unlucky, if I fell into a bucket of tits id come out sucking my thumb

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@LegacySiu Rossi, Darmian, Macheda.

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@BPL_Transport Why do you offer a 3 day and a 7 day but not a 5 day, a lot of people work mon-fri. Kids are at school mon-fri. Surely a 5 day pass makes sense, or is that why you don’t offer it.

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@TonyBellew Man of the people………Hang your head in shame.

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@Dancing50216871 @BritainsGotTal Also how did he convince the pleasure beach to let him film on a ride with just him on it 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@iamtunde20 @timthom51911580 @ManUnitedMedia What’s the agenda?

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@Survivinthe20s Was thinking that myself, had succes home and away- Australian soap and Flintoff has won the ashes home and away

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@footballtweet You can almost guarantee some prick has randomly triple captained Kluivert

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@AidanWalshMUFC Amad will rightfully take all the plaudits, however Zirkzee has been outstanding since coming on.

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@xAlexTHFC Someone’s never heard of Wayne Rooney

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@MarcusKnowsBall Turns out Marcus doesn’t know ball

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@Manutd_addicts Source….”trust me bro”

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@AidanWalshMUFC Feels like the last time we scored from a corner was the Nou Camp in 99

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@AidanWalshMUFC Honestly anyone* I’d take Mike Bassett right now. *not Southgate

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@angryginge13 It’s time we talked about how overrated Bruno is.

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@HarryBarnes1 @markgoldbridge Not Dalot, he was arguably our best player last season.

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@BPL_Transport Nothing like an efficient bus service

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@TheLastLeg Paradise by Coldplay, but change the word Paradise.

[Michael Webb @MichaelCJWebb]

@PapaJohnsUK @Dominos_UK have just reduced their minimum spend for delivery down to £9.99. When will you be doing the same. £14.99 is scandalous.