Michael Carozza

Retired Rx exec and gov’t affairs pro. Proud grandpa. Redskins and UK Wildcats fan. Wed to lovely Ana.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@attackdogX I like beating other countries more than I like soccer. And though I generally prefer dropping bombs on countries I don’t like, I must admit that building a world class national soccer team is cheaper than building an F-35.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@bethesda_today Outside of Maryland he is considered a joke.

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@Heminator If intelligence were a criteria Jackson would already be gone and Sotamayor would be on her way out the door.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@yesnicksearcy Heavy heister

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@StevenTDennis Try the watch party at the Australian Embassy. Just bring a six pack and you’re in.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@attackdogX It’s not all women—just Democrat women (I include soyboys here). If you have rings in your nose or lips or eyebrows, or multicolored hair, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote, regardless of sex. I’m considering adding baristas to this list, but I don’t want to be too harsh.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@NoContextHumans OK, I’ll be the one to say it—B___J__ stretching exercises

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@RoseElla1234 The Queen, James Bond, Churchill—what an iconic group of Brits!

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@HogsHaven Michael Carozza says I’m in Naples FL and want you to know I weigh 181 lbs.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@Bob_Ehrlich Years ago at a Congressional fundraiser I urged you to run for Gov. You did, you won, and you served the State well. So, once again, using my incredible persuasive powers and your immense political skill and governing ability, please run again—MD needs you!

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@SleeperWSH @sonnystyles_ So, who do we think Danny would have chosen this year?

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@Brick_Suit Have you ever considered replacing Charles Kuralt? Or doing a road show called Where’s Brick Suit or Where in the World is Brick Suit?

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@JayCollinsFL @johncardillo Byron is so far ahead of the other candidates that he has nothing to gain from a debate. I’m a fan of his but not a big one. I do admire his political skills for putting himself in such a commanding electoral position.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@NBL2026 @jeremymbarr OMG you’re right. I didn’t believe it so I googled it. It’s true!

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@gem_insider @WallStreetMav Was it Andrew Dice Clay who said you either suck dick or you don’t? That’s a pretty bright line.

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@mattyglesias @JoshKraushaar And yet he is still more trustworthy and patriotic than any Obama or Biden stooge.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@joelpollak Please post a picture of the giant socialist magnets. I bet they are brutal looking.

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@TomBevanRCP @karol I stopped watching “60 Minutes” decades ago. What have I missed? Apparently just a load of liberal BS. But Mr. Bevan is correct—Pelley needs to go for undermining management. What an arrogant prick!

[Michael Carozza @MichaelCarozza1]

@thomloverro We were born in the same hospital! Sure, He got the athletic ability, the good looks, the money and fame but I got….damn he got it all!

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@nicksortor Why are LEOs allowing this?