Michael Cerrone

Everyday is a chance to improve.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

The year is 2028.

Trump just announced that the deal with Iran is about to be signed this weekend.

Iran says it is reviewing the final text.

The U.S. says discussions are constructive.

Pakistan says a breakthrough is imminent.

Qatar says it is honored to have played a constructive role in facilitating the talks. Qatar did not facilitate the talks.

Israel says it learned about the deal from Truth Social.

Hezbollah in southern Lebanon is still getting bombed daily.

Axios reports a rift between Netanyahu and Trump. The White House denies it. Trump then posts a photo of himself and Netanyahu. Netanyahu is not in the photo.

Oil jumps 3%.

Then falls 4%.

Trump says the deal is being signed at the request of Pakistan and Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir, who Trump describes as “one of the great generals, maybe the greatest, people are saying.”

A senior official says we’re “closer than ever.”

A different senior official says “significant gaps remain.”

They work in the same office.

The next round of talks is scheduled for next weekend.

It will also be described as a breakthrough.

Qatar thanks Pakistan for its important role and takes credit for the progress.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Vance is in full on crisis mode not because he, too, fucked children, but because when Trump tapped him as VP in '24 he was all but guaranteed a presidential win in '28.

This PedoGate thing must be dealt with, in his mind, by any means necessary.

If Trump goes down, so does he.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

LINDSEY GRAHAM: “We should unleash Israel if Iran doesn’t sign a deal right now.”

Thanks, South Carolina, for giving us six more years of this warmongering homosexual.

[Rob Blackie 🔶 @robblackie]

Thugs burning out people in Belfast can't be ignored. Elon Musk is a national security threat.

We can stop him because he is vulnerable to UK government action.

1. We can regulate, and if he refuses to comply, block, Twitter.

2. We can make life harder for Tesla...

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

UC Berkeley poll | 5/19-5/24 RV

California Governor 2026

🟦Xavier Becerra 52%
🟥Steve Hilton 31%

https://t.co/qR1JJ0y1rw

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Grifter

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

SpaceX valuation: $1.8 TRILLION
Walmart valuation: $920 BILLION

SpaceX revenue: $18 BILLION
Walmart revenue: $713 BILLION

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There’s more evidence of Trump being a child rapist than there is evidence of voter fraud.

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

This is Trump’s Watergate.

Today, the @nytimes released a truly stunning report on the Epstein cover-up by the White House. 

Collusion, breaking the law, evading subpoenas—it’s all in there:
- Trump quashing the files
- The VP, COS, DOJ, FBI, and others colluding in the Situation Room to stop their release and compliance
- Officials lying to the public 
- Admin in-fighting and exits
- Officials who appeared in front of Congress during this time

Read the report here: https://t.co/prgyF2Isfg

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

Dems up double digits in Emerson’s new poll. And before anyone dismisses them, they had 2024 within the margin of error and badly underestimated Dems in VA + NJ last year.

[Michael Cerrone @MichaelCerrone1]

@EricLDaugh Trump lost to Iran and destroyed the economy

[Michael Cerrone @MichaelCerrone1]

@MCarbonaraFL This has to be parody account. Completely economically illiterate.

[(((Harry Enten))) @ForecasterEnten]

Trump's "I love the inflation" is one of the most politically tone deaf statements I've ever heard.

No prez before him ever had a -50 pt or worse net approval in an inflation poll. Trump's done it 8+ times.

Trump's the only prez to ever hit 80% disapproval on gas prices.

[Jacob Kaye @JacobKaye_]

The Knicks trailed by 17 points with less than 9 minutes to go.

Entering today, teams were 0-96 when trailing by 17+ points in the final 9 minutes of regulation of a Finals game since 1970-71.

The Knicks have just made that 1-96.

[Will Cain @willcain]

That was greatness by the Knicks. But…

Fox could’ve runout the clock or taken a foul.
Wemby missed his free throws.
Multiple stupid turnovers in the final minutes.
Firing and missing three after three when you’re up.

That was a complete meltdown by the Spurs. They’re cooked.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[Blank Slate @blankslate2017]

For those who think the @spurs are going to win Game 5 b/c they are at home, I'll remind folks that these @nyknicks are 3-0 in close out games in these playoffs and have won them by an average of 39 points.

[Barry Ross @barryross89]

Spurs new logo just dropped…

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Not sure how many folks believe in Karma or Sports Gods or whatever…

But this game 10000% flipped the moment Wemby got his flagrant foul. 🤷‍♂️

[Blank Slate @blankslate2017]

It was 81-52 when Wemby committed the flagrant foul. From that point onwards, the @nyknicks outscored the @spurs 55-25.