Chinigo

Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee…. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

In the end we all come to be cured of our sentiments. Those whom life does not cure death will. The world is quite ruthless in selecting between the dream and the reality, even where we will not. Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@markchristina_ I was once in a four-person meeting where everybody was named Mike.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@MrMichaelAbon Oh yeah all over this, in fact I do this today to log in. Already a happy customer of yours haha.

Just if Elon's gonna revoke my membership if I don't de-tick a checkbox he can GFH.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

Lol, amazing. Or maybe I'll just delete the app. Monetizing MFA is a 1000 IQ move, Elon.

Was fun (?) while it lasted!

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

"I watched them with the nostalgia I knew I would feel when I had left these regions forever."

— Graham Greene, "The Quiet American"

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@dark1x Literally never purchased a microtransaction. Not even out of principle — I've never seen one that seemed worth any real money.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

I hope for McConnell's death to be dignified, painless, and imminent.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The 81-year-old Kentucky Senator, Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized after tripping and falling at a dinner at the Waldorf Astoria. Currently his condition is unknown.

I just want to address this... I see a lot of people attacking him, almost cheering his injury on. I actually see this from the left and the right. If you are one of these people, you are disgusting.

We can all disagree with each other. Cheering on an elderly man getting hurt only shows how much of a jacka$$ you are.

Be Better than that!

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@placardabuse American.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

This algorithm is called "losing."

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

Well, Kimberly, as a current programmer myself, I can tell you I spend maybe half my professional life hunting down glitches.

https://t.co/xU992D0V0l

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

Maybe it's just the folks at The Atlantic?

"How to Find Joy in Your Sisyphean Existence," Arthur C. Brooks.

https://t.co/MtKCysXyO2

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

Never a good sign when existentialism is having a Moment.

"What It's Like to Visit an Existential Therapist," Faith Hill.

https://t.co/Z0OsvcdOgY

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

Nationalize Turbotax.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@DwarfFortBugs Let me understand. You got the heifer, the cow, and the bull. The bull goes with the heifer. So who's having sex with the cow? Something's missing!

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@jamiewithorne

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

"I forgot my phone, my water bottle, and Charmander at the day care center."

#overheardinny

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@KennethBaer @jbarro One difference: the NYPD will tackle you and throw you in jail for jumping the turnstile. Good luck getting them to write a ticket for missing/mauled plates.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

Love this lead image.

https://t.co/gS4MtLz5z7

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@Hecalledtheshi1 Can confirm.

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@Hecalledtheshi1 Is that Steve Buscemi from Lebowski or Con Air?

[Chinigo @MichaelChinigo]

@Hecalledtheshi1 Love that I got the "We're going to get high and listen to Miles" guys.