Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋

🧙‍♂️Δlςнεϻιzε Δгτ. 🔊Blαš† Bεα†š. ⚔️𝕮𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘 𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊. 🌞B_Xcelent2_Ęach0thr🧑‍💻N𝖔𝕮εngιn𝖊𝖊г🤓

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

https://t.co/faqPRyR1sr

great song using a great sample from a great song yuh

ya cant beat that

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

Kroger bathrooms are litttt

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

tfw you’re holding back tears from a yt video

[trevy @chillextremist]

Explain this then

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

Bitch I got Homer Simpson

‼️‼️💰DOUGH💰‼️‼️

Dis a Moncler

‼️‼️🧥COAT🧥‼️‼️

I don’t believe Young Jeezy sold Dope

SHIT’LL GET UGLY LIKE BEETLEJUICE
PAINT MY FACE LIKE BEETLEJUICE
NAPPY ASS HAIR LIKE BEETLEJUICE

WHODAFUCK SAID CRACK DONT SELL?
🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@recoilnd @KingHavana_ All I gotta say is…

Let the Slime begin to Flow 😈

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@recoilnd @KingHavana_ I’m dreaming of a funnier and more terrifying reality, like everyone is boning a version of the evil clone robots from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey but they’re made from microplastics

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@recoilnd @KingHavana_ so 1 more year from 2024 till the potential “reality” from the article comes to fruition and every woman has the choice to get railed by a human-shaped amalgamation of radioactive metal that doesnt lose bloodflow to the brain when horny and recharges at any tesla station 🤷

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@recoilnd @KingHavana_ Nah the tweet he quoted is from 2015

so 1 more year from 2024 till the potential “reality” from the article comes to fruition and everyone is getting their meat caught in a human shaped microwave.

[Bruiser Wolf @theebruiserwolf]

Thank you for your patience & happy new year 🍾

New music on Friday

"Dope Boy"

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@hopewellcody @kpvwxyz Absolutely bruddha!

Thank you for chuggin' and spreading positive feels every day!

[CODY STRiCKLAND @hopewellcody]

@MichaelCrucifix @kpvwxyz I Love You Brotha!!!

💪🏽😎
Thank You So Much For The Kind Words

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

Ima work from home tonight cuz I feel like stayin in my PJ’s

#CustomerServiceWithASmile
#IStayNaked
#PimpMyFirewallSeason3
#YeahHoe

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@CrispyShroom @duncantrussell thank you to the soul of @duncantrussell's wonderful mother.

the wisdom + vulnerability shared in her DTFH convos helped me through some of the darkest times I've experienced so far.

Sharing them with my own mother helped us to open up a deep difficult dialogue with each other.

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@CrispyShroom I listened to the full conversation this clip is from with my mother, less than a year before she passed

Truly thankful to have shared those beautiful moments and tears with her

Those DTFH episodes, along with this TMG episode tear me apart everytime

Thank you @duncantrussell

[Crispy @CrispyShroom]

What scene from a show or movie destroys you emotionally every time?

This scene from The Midnight Gospel does it for me.

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

@airbagged I commend you and your master-level interior design work.

👏👏👏🥲

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

Change My Mind:

this is THE best animated image on the internet

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

Mafic hiding from me cuz she knew i’d edit her in an unflattering way

She was correct

[Michael Crucifix ᧠ 𝘗͟𝘩͟.𝘋 @MichaelCrucifix]

Strange Vibrations