Michael Pate

Showoff, Loudmouth and overall Ham. I do Voiceovers. Lead Singer of Electric Black Horse. I Love Coconuts. What else do you want from me for crissake.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

They're eating the eclairs. They're eating the donuts.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@in_da_grass Unbelievably Satisfying.

[CULTURALLY INAPPROPRIATE VILLAIN 😎 @in_da_grass]

WHITE FATIGUE. Young man trying to do his job and the Final Cave Boss decided he wanted to taste the pavement.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@I_Snort_Covid @chaotichermes So what do you eat with? Your fuckin’ feet? Bellend.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@CraigRowin Dude! YES! Where is that?!?!?

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@PatriciaEguino He’ll do NOTHING and like it!

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@PatriciaEguino METÄL PÄTRIÖT! 🤘🏼💜🖖🏼

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@alexyjones226 @DrewPavlou Fat Fuck just learned the word “cuck” this year now he can’t stop burping it out at every other man he meets that’s better looking than him. He’s like a Fat Parrot with no self esteem. Go shave your thighs nerd. Got a head like a fuckin’ used bowling ball.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@Mollyploofkins Fuckin' slackjaw can't even get his words out. Get a haircut mushmouth.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@AnnCoulter Ann “I’m just a dick” Coulter.

You know Annie girl, I had you on one of my lights when I worked at JetBlue and you wore a surgical mask the entire flight (like 10 years before Covid). You spoke in whispers and did everything in your being to not be recognized. Sad Ass Broad.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@jackmac Thanks for the clarity Jack. Unfortunately the interwebs is flooded with insecure knuckleheads who can’t process nuance.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@LauraLoomer You trashy fucking hooker. Wait, hookers are cool. Awful jackss.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@MelFarnwalt Pipe down you CHWAT. I’ll bet you stink at hand jobs too. Awful jackass.

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@MeidasTouch Sloppy CHWAT and her Bootleg Boyfriend

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@Susu_jpg Cool Teeth!😁

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@sebastianbach The PANTALOONS on Ozzy!

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@AdrianneCurry Oh, look! Someone A BILLION times smarter than you!

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@AdrianneCurry WHATEVER "NERD".

[Michael Pate @MichaelDPate]

@Timcast It's Death I guess? What a bunch of fucking bellends.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

if Trump had been on John McCain's plane shot down over Vietnam, what do you think would have been the very first thing he said to his captors?
— [blubbering] "don't kill me," or
— "my father has money," or
— "I have valuable information about my squadron"