Mike Diesel

Father of two beautiful children*, Diesel takes you on a philosophical journey of child rearing. *children are actually dogs

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First person to come up with "How swede it is" well done sir.

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Brewhouse for the game and ready for the brew. Wondering if @Sethrogen approved the proofs. Well done playa.

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My dad's contriving a plan; hobos on the streets of Van would be given orange and yellow clothing so he won't hit them at night when driving

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Listenin to someone check their voice mail on a bus, on speaker phone. Fun for everyone! Turns out their plans have changed, cancelled.

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Rick Hansen in RD at the Sheraton doing an interview. Amazing to be around him, what an inspiration.

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Top hats are classy

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Love the smell from this Fir so Noble wafting through the house...you just have to look past the giant fire hazard.

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Went a little deep into the cup this morning...upside was the left over chocolate milk I found on the way to work buried in my Movember fir.

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I'm going to start a doggy treat rehab facility called Pawsibilities.

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Girl "chia seeds are good for u!" Me "like chia pets?" Her "I don't know what that is, Look it up." U LOOK't UP!

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I like casual day at the dealership; it's the only day I don't have to tuck in a dress shirt after hitting the bathroom. #thesmallthings

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@alixveno paw shake?

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Epic night of Sinatra impersonating at the legion, rarely am I the youngest anywhere anymore. #youngatheart

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Where I went wrong; Appointed girlfriend my "home" lot-girl and asked her to move the jeep into the drive way and straighten the others out.

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The Rise Golf Club, Vernon,BC, with the boys. Probably the nicest views of any course.

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Dog scooted his bum on the bathroom mat, it smelled like poop. I poured blue Listerine on it cause I figured it should kill any bacteria.

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Funny until it causes them to crash; reprogramming someone's adaptive cruise control.

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My dog Steve is the best friend I've ever had. Do you think he'll get it when I cut his paw and my hand and make us blood brothers?

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Don't say no right away...Apple juice carbonated, Apple pop. Has anyone done this?

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"I was trying to make fart and plane noises with a pencil." Other managers reason for the fan on my desk being broken and blades bent.