SolidMistake

Held at gunpoint and forced to see my tweets get stolen

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Retiring from tweeting

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Me when I be ordering that pizza 🤪

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

ordering a pizza..

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Is working in a Agc classed as the adult entertainment industry, I'm doing a survey to get a free gift card

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Don't be blowing smoke you can't inhale

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Just doing some light reading

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

warehouses need a viewing gallery. If families can watch open heart surgery, I should be able to watch gracie package soap

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

No sir please don't threaten to kill me, I'm sure a big win is right round the corner

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

@yabadabadoone That's actually hilarious

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Cooking hack: you don't have to wash your hands before cooking chicken

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

@yabadabadoone Boy do I have a t-shirt for you

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

School starts at 8

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Ms Gaga meet Mr Googoo

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

I love my girlfriend

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Girl sitting next to me in kokoro just said "this is where people come if they don't know much about sushi" like aren't we both here

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

A fairy (gracie) come to my kingdom (my flat) and left a magic surprise (dinner) in my Palace (fridge)

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

@yabadabadoone You need a jumper? Yeah next to the akatsuki jacket babe

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

@yabadabadoone Nooooooo!

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

There is no nutritional value in onions, there just can't be

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Love watching the news, they even say goodnight 🥺

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

I've gone Scone Cold Crazy!

[SolidMistake @MichaelDorey5]

Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Without a doubt