Michael Dritto

Actor. Writer. Director. Filmmaker.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got some random guy drilling holes into the exterior of your bedroom walls at 8 in the morning?

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This whole Netflix pedophilia thing sounds less like real life and more like a scheme from It’s Alway Sunny where the gang tries to make money from “an untapped market.” @RMcElhenney #iasip

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New episode is out! Make sure you listen!

https://t.co/eo5PV8O6EH

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Watched A League of Their Own for the first time. I get the hype.

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This is a tweet.

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There’s nothing quite as humbling as a first draft sometimes. Like, woof. #writingishard #butwritingisfun

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I think one of our greatest feats of the quarantine so far is watching 17 seasons of survivor. #Survivor #All40SeasonsByTheEndOfQuarantine

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Decided to sleep in til 11 today. I haven’t felt this rested in a while.
#selfcare

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Our next episode on @SitStillPodcast is going to be on healthcare, and doing the research on this episode has made my blood pressure rise exponentially.

[Sit Still, Look Opinionated 🎙 @SitStillPodcast]

New episode today! Find us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your podcatcher of choice #EarthDay2020 #ClimateChange

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I truly cannot wait to see how history books retell the Trump presidency.

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People are all freaking out about staying inside for a few weeks, but I’m just sitting here on season 10 of Survivor having a grand ole time.

[Sit Still, Look Opinionated 🎙 @SitStillPodcast]

Trump saying big fossil fuel corporations should "act responsibly" when it come to carbon emissions is the equivalent of leaving your kids for a weekend with an unlocked liquor cabinet #ActResponsibly #fossilfuel

[isaac @IsaacDSnyder]

I’ve called the unemployment office of Illinois 20+ times since 8am. This is so messed up. I haven’t gotten unemployment benefits once since this started and I’ve been out of a job for a month, please hire more individuals for your office. @JBPritzker @LightfootForChi

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I keep getting emails from corporations just saying, “Happy Birthday! Thanks for being a subscriber!”

Bitch. Where’s my 10 percent off discount birthday coupon?!

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It wasn’t until this morning that I realized that Mr. Krabs sells Krabby patties... so he’s essentially the modern day version of Sweeney Todd.

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According to NPR, Florida has designated Pro wrestling as an essential business.

This is both the set up and the punchline.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Trump says Jesus could have avoided crucifixion by taking hydroxychloroquine.

[Sit Still, Look Opinionated 🎙 @SitStillPodcast]

We’re releasing an episode about the CARES Act next Friday 4/17. What questions do you want us to address??

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New episode! Listen, rate, and review!

https://t.co/DxMsThm2je