Michael

[Michael @MichaelEth133]

Taylor Swift just got engaged.

This isn’t gossip—it could be the single most important macro event of the decade. The ripple effects may dwarf stimulus checks, trade deals, even Fed rate hikes.

Smart money is already paying attention. Here’s why you should too: 🧵

[Michael @MichaelEth133]

(8/8)
The bottom line: Taylor Swift is now a systemic risk factor. Ignore her personal milestones at your own peril.

Markets once moved on oil, jobs, or housing data. Now they move on Swift.

Welcome to the Taylor Standard.

[Michael @MichaelEth133]

Taylor Swift just got engaged.

This isn’t gossip—it could be the single most important macro event of the decade. The ripple effects may dwarf stimulus checks, trade deals, even Fed rate hikes.

Smart money is already paying attention. Here’s why you should too: 🧵

[Michael @MichaelEth133]

(7/8)
Don’t be surprised if this shows up in Fed minutes: “Consumer sentiment boosted by Swift-Kelce engagement.” Economists are already debating if this could replace a rate cut.

[Michael @MichaelEth133]

@typeofant @play_memoria you too?? :(

[Michael @MichaelEth133]

@jpegdealer1 @ZssBecker Hyros on top

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@vatsaljavia1 Gm Vatsal🤝

[Michael @MichaelEth133]

Gm to each and every one of you ☕️