Michael

[CP @CPknowsball]

Amnesia doesn't run in my family. I will never forgive APC!

20-10-2020 🕊️

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@Iam_uchemordi @designbarbiee You no go agree ke ?
Foolish retard.
The same game wey men choke inside.
The fact that you birds think as a group marvels me, 4 women per brain.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@Mrbankstips @MrketInsider 0-43

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@kingOpeyzSunboy @Hamdiyah_lamin Na woman nau,she think say she cook like mad.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@Hamdiyah_lamin Make I date you without the only thing you fit offer ke ?
The act of deliberately missing the point.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@0xx45_ @otoide_a How your own dey ?

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

If you listen to every touching story, your story will be the next touching one and nobody will pity you.
Shakespeare get luck say no be now dem born am, he for just be twitter banger boy.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Contrary to what you think or what they told you, millions dey finish. If you make a few million, let’s say five, and you start living as if you have arrived, give it time, you’ll become an old taker. Ask around.

2. Invest in quality wears and scents. Buy a pair of loafers, different colours of free pants, heels, jackets, leather slides, jumpsuits, quality perfumes, etc.

3. Build a savings structure. Until you are able to save consistently, you have not started progressing financially. Use Renmoney or any reputable fintech for this. Even if you can only save ₦10–15k monthly, that’s very decent. On the bright side, they offer 22% interest per annum.

4. If you must date, stick with only one partner who likes you back as much as you like them. There’s no gain in womanising or promiscuity. It will drain your finances.

5. Go for check-ups regularly. Don’t wait until you break down before you take care of your health. One health emergency can take you back to zero. More often than not, it is avoidable if you do routine check-ups.

6. Do not tell anyone the exact amount you make, especially if you are from a poor family. Help them when you can, but revealing the exact figures you make is the easiest way to be pocket-watched, and it breeds entitlement. Don’t underestimate the adverse effect of black tax.

7. Do not make clubbing your lifestyle. Go once in a while if you want, but it shouldn’t be regular. That is one of the places where you can easily make financial mistakes.

8. When you make your first big bag, a car should not be the first thing on your mind. Put that money in mutual funds or, like I said, in fintechs like Renmoney. After a year, you can comfortably afford that car or that big purchase.

9. Start attending seminars, webinars, good gyms, career events, etc. This is how you expand your network without licking àss.

10. If you listen to every touching story, your story will be the next touching one and nobody will pity you. Stay solid with your money.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@treshishim @otoide_a You dey insult me gan, Anini no be billionaire nau.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@otoide_a If you like no thief.
Pickpocket living in luxury.
#lagoslife made it possible.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@otoide_a I don do jail for Abuja, Port-Harcourt and lagos and una still wan make the game harder.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@daviruz @otoide_a E no dey hard to know who guide for lagos life.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@kel_kuyeri @otoide_a I no even do anything.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@Yes2here @otoide_a 🤣 😂

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@Its_Nuel @otoide_a Pickpocket people at random places.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@the_Lawrenz This man na scammer, I know say @_VALKlNG no go lie for me.
#lagoslife

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

God !!!
I dey spend time for jail pass my house.
#lagoslife

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@abdusalamishere @otoide_a Sharp !!!
User id

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@itsdebycharles @otoide_a Why Nepo baby wan hack ATM ?

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@esimorp_tm @otoide_a Na just small small crimes here and there.
How dem go arrest person for pickpocket ?
I no even succeed ooh.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@DalliGozie @otoide_a I dey find money.
Na small small pickpocket dem dey arrest me.

[Michael @MichaelFbshub]

@abdusalamishere @otoide_a Na your fault nah.
Why you no wan dey your house ?