🎶It’s the circle of life 🎶
Rafiki: *presents baby Simba*
🎶and it moves us all 🎶
Safari Animals: *cheer and bow*
🎶through despair and hope 🎶
Antelope: MUFASA ATE MY MOM YESTERDAY
🎶through faith and love🎶
Antelope: IT’S COOL, GUYS. JUST KEEP ON SINGING.
sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk”
Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list
Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”