Michael Gawden

Sports and politics commentary with a focus on facts, logic, and the occasional public service announcement for the chronically clueless.

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

#Lindor
Trade this bum already. Hitting .208 with a .636 OPS at SS. The 2026 #Mets are the biggest train wreck in #MLB history. Clown show. 🚂💥

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

“Dad, tell me all about Conor McGregor’s epic 5 year comeback fight against Max Holloway last night at UFC 329.” #UFC #McGregor #Holloway #UFC329Live

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

@NEWSMAX New Jersey makes me sick!!

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

@DavidJHarrisJr He’d send Big Mike after Trump!

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

@ropeneckchair @DeItaone With what, water guns?

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

@DeItaone Hahaha yeah good luck with that!

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

@Kenyaz_ @stoolpresidente

[Michael Gawden @MichaelGawden]

@PolymarketBlitz Uhhhhh…Jermaine Eluemunor

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jimmy Kimmel isn't funny

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

The great and powerful @elonmusk.
If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way.
For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump.
Enjoy the podcast

[Brian Eskow @brianeskow]

I voted for Barack Obama because he inspired me.

The man is brilliant.

I voted for Hillary Clinton because she inspired me, too.

I also think she’s brilliant.

It just turns out that I might have been wrong about her.

Possibly Obama, too.

I voted for Biden because I wasn’t ready to support Trump, and I thought he might govern like Trump, minus the drama.

I was wrong.

Biden went his own way, and despite some legislative successes, the results have not been good.

Now, we have a world on fire and a presidential candidate who bypassed the primary system.

That leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

While it’s true that Trump has made mistakes and done things that I didn’t support at the time, I have to admit that on balance, at this point, I think Trump deserves to be elected again.

Trump has all the brilliant minds endorsing him.

Trump is the one they’re trying to kill.

The dam broke.

I’m all in for Trump.

Any questions?

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Gifting Bradley Martin his Dream Car with Logan Paul $HERO

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: A student was beat up by a bunch of thugs in the bathroom in @CUSD200. He was knocked unconscious and suffered a concussion. The perpetrators allegedly only received 2 days suspension.

You didn’t hear about this story because it doesn’t fit the narrative.

We reached out to @CUSD200 and they did not respond to our request for comment.

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

Hey #dogearmy, even with a glitchy TL are you still gonna R🚀SE UP?

YES! YES! YES!
👇 👇 👇

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

👀 #DogeSlimJim is ready to R🚀SE are you ready #Dogearmy Let’s GOOOO‼️

[KasinoTwin 🎰 @KasinoTwin]

This shit is highly illegal that’s more than 10% of the outstanding shares to even buy that many and sell that fast is illegal and prohibited according to the @SEC_Enforcement once you own 10% of stock you have to file a 13d this is illegal af #AMC $AMC @TradesTrey @KongPosting

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

You made it happen. We made it real.

Together we will R 🚀 S E and #DoOnlyGoodEveryday

Get ready for the Slimited Edition #DogeSlimJim to launch 🚀 🍖