michael gehrich

Be undeniable

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

@DKSports 47

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

Brandt Snedeker had a 49ft birdie putt and the cleanest hole in one I’ve ever seen today, putting a dollar on him to win at 2000-1 seems to be the only option here

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

I had a dream the Wizards traded the #1 pick to the Spurs for 12 second round picks. Woke up in a cold sweat

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

There’s not much stopping the Wizards from being a Top 4 seed in the East next season

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

Healthy Jayden with a revamped defense, #1 pick to join a motivated and talented young core with Trae + AD, Mystics on the come up, Ovi building on an untouchable record, James Wood hits dingers, there’s never been a better time to be a DC sports fan

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

WIZARDS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

Pacers 💔💔💔💔

[gummy | First time reading ASOS @gummyuy]

RIP robert baratheon you would’ve loved sports betting

[jules 🏹 cr— the two towers @girlpaladins]

jon: i must go to winterfell rescue my sister arya

arya, across the sea, in a death cult:

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

@DKSportsbook 12,978

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

@DKSportsbook 71,345

[3DayWeekend is out now @thegeorgeyoung]

I love how diana russini left us little easter eggs and clues like a serial killer

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

@KerrickDuchy Run it back bro it’s worth it

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Maybe Mike Vrabel got confused about what type of cheating helps the Patriots win Super Bowls

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

@DKSportsbook Been practicing my whole life for this moment Coach

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

The Wizards haven’t won 50 games in a season since 1978-79

They haven’t played in a conference finals game since 1978-79 (longest drought in American sports)

They have exactly 50 wins in their last 250 games (3+ seasons)

They have the worst win % in the NBA from 2000-2026, 2010-2026 and 2020-2026

They were 1 lottery ball away from Zion, Wemby & Flagg

Gilbert Arenas pulled out a Glock in the locker room on Christmas Eve

Instead of signing Kevin Durant in 2016 they signed Ian Mahinmi

John Wall slipped in his bathtub and shattered his Achilles right after signing a $250 million supermax and never played another game with the team

They drafted Kwame Brown

They drafted Jan Vesely over Kawhi. Vesely retired with more fouls than points

They wanted Steph Curry but traded the 5th pick in 09 for Randy Foye instead

They officially have the worst record in the NBA again and if Adam Silver gives this team the 5th pick there will be legitimate riots in DC

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

@DK_Assist @DKSportsbook Homa?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If you’re a guy and you’re upset about your wife having her hair in a ponytail with her fingers interlocked with the hands of a NFL football coach on the rooftop of an extremely intimate 5 star adult only resort in Sedona Arizona, you’re simply just insecure. No other comments

[michael gehrich @MichaelGehrich]

@stoolpresidente New Bethel Ordinary

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

*text from Max Homa “hey would you wanna go to this guys bachelor party he’s a producer on a podcast”

*Tiger reads text*