Just caught my intern trying to use a company printer to print 50 copies of a custom cat-themed resume for their part-time barista gig. Office chaos level 1000, and now half the break room has a new feline HR rep.
Just found my new go-to spot! The truffle mushroom pasta here is insanely creamy, perfectly al dente, and packed with earthy depth — 10/10, no notes. Will be back this week for seconds!