Mr Michael

NHS employee, gay, yet not a Leftie - and now finally I get to moan about the Govt! Views are not necessarily mine!

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

Still sublime

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Job interviewer:so how would you describe yourself
Me:

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@SMGBirmingham She was sublime

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

❤️❤️❤️

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@Number10cat @ZiaYusufUK Yeah but he’s not about to be PM

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@montie Good point, so when is Farage going on Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg?

Seems he keeps declining

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@dcsandbrook @TheRestHistory Gloriously patriotic listening 🇬🇧

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Somewhere I can hear a voice saying "Well thank you *very* much, Jerry." #RIPPenelopeKeith

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@daniellismore Being misogynistic harms half the population

[Mark Coughlan @mjc0ughl4n]

"I am the silent majority!"
Rest in peace Penelope Keith. Brilliant as Margo in The Good Life.

[Capel Lofft @CapelLofft]

RIP Penelope Keith, surely among the greatest comic actresses of the 70s-80s.
I may shed a manly tear, though, as Audrey fforbes-Hamilton herself put it, 'I don't usually cry, it's only since we joined the Common Market that I've picked up these ghastly continental habits'

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

Noooooooooo!!!! 😢

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Dame Penelope Keith, actress best known for sitcom The Good Life, has died aged 86 https://t.co/Y1gAfXs08r

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@DrRitaDed Twat

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

It even hangs itself!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is Jeanne Calment, who sold her house at the age of 90 to her lawyer M. Raffray. Under the contract, she could live in the house until she died and receive 2,500 Francs per month from him. Jeanne went on to live to 122 years of age outliving M Raffray. She stopped smoking at 117.

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

😆

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ChelskiGer_V2]

Morning

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@Aunty_Bigot I mean honestly, you’re as bad as Trump and “The Gulf of America” 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@SabriAmca1453 So he wasn’t raped, beheaded and burned then, sounds like a good deal compared to how the Jewish festival attendees were treated

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@lexiloo_h @hheals @DavidDeutschOxf Ummm, the Dutch call their country Koninkrijk der Nederlanden!
So following your logic, so should we?!?!

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@DavidDeutschOxf All very well for you to say David German 😉

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

Labour MPs posing as gay rights warriors like they're Fred Sargeant online when they're literally going to criminalise a parent who says to their child "you're just gay, perfect as you are, you don't need puberty blockers" is proper doing my head in today.

[Mr Michael @MichaelH4039]

@dannyoh337 There is a difference - he wasn’t an
MP at the time