LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽

Incrementalist Libertarian, Wisconsin native living in Georgia, father of three girls, LPGA member, doom posting will not be tolerated in this house.

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

I'm as close in my life to being a single issue voter as I have ever been.

I just want Social Security dead, I would cast myself into a volcano if it guaranteed the immediate death of it and the prevention of a future public replacement.

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty You can improve lib-adjacent Twitter by blocking a few words

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@billgoldwater

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty @notorioustle What if the barrel was just absurdly thick with a normal sized hole for the bullet?

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty @notorioustle The former is much simpler but that might just be to me idk

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty @notorioustle Yeah that just seems like a roundabout misconception to reach, just thinking the shroud is a giant barrel is much more "I'm a dumb baby" than "yes there's a shroud but inside the shroud there's nothing, it's just a tube for the sake of tube"

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty @notorioustle

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@dyingscribe Don't they have souls?
Only my wife gets to see how soulful I can be

Aspirations?
I aspire to find new ways to fool around with my wife yeah

Thoughts?
Yeah, finding out how to maximize my time spent in bed with my wife

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@billgoldwater I just don't like paying for a cold sandwich for the same reason I don't like paying for pasta or breakfast, I feel like a retard spending money on something that easy to make. At least when I buy a burrito or a burger there are some potentially time consuming steps being skipped

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty Refusing to validate their car/rot identity during pride month?

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty It's not inedible it's just bland as fuck, you can throw 101 toppings in it to make it taste like something but then it's a bitch to eat. Firehouse and Steak Escape are significantly better sub places but tbh every sub place is a ripoff.

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

I only willingly eat Subway when my wife gives birth because there's one in the hospital and hospital food is ass, imagine spending $45 on that trash when any other option exists 💀

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

$45 for lunch at subway. 2 subs and some cookies.

Oh ya, life in Canada is so affordable. This country is such a ripoff.

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@femboyliberty @notorioustle What did you think the lewis had under its foreskin?

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

Do zoomers actually just lack the ability to imagine? You don't look at the extra beef you bought for burgers and think "oh I could make beef stroganoff, meatball spaghetti, or stuffed peppers" you're really just stuck on "burger"?

[Boomchakachaka @boomchakachaka3]

Nobody talks about how bulk buying only works if that’s the ONLY thing you’re gonna eat for a while. Makes no sense to spend $24 bucks on 1 night of burgers when you only wanted 1 burger.

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@FunkymanChris @TheIronTrinket @telyhouse Humorously he's in a Star Trek series but I don't think he was a Vulcan

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@madcap412 @GrumpyCatterman I'd believe some people are actually just unable to tell the difference, we see it with people who can't tell even the worst AI images from reality.

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@OOO_ouja13 Why are leftists pedantic about "American" meaning "from the americas" and a bunch of other meaningless "erm actually" non-issues but they see a Dominican actress and just label her "black" (Dania Ramirez is Dominican/Afro-Latina)

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

@trashfag42 "don't be that parent" so is disowning kids for having the wrong religion acceptable or not?

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

Sorry but if my kid starts watching ISIS videos and ranting about decapitating infidels they're getting disowned, most religions are fine but the ones that aren't fine are perfectly acceptable reasons to cut people off.

[LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽 @MichaelHauda]

90-95% of natives were wiped out by Spain and Portugal south of the current US/Mexico border you drooling retard, you wiped them out.

[Leviatán de incógnito ☭ 🇵🇸🇪🇭🇨🇩 @Lagiacrus206]

Native American history is not US history. Native American history is what the US has almost completely destroyed and erased. No, you do not get to claim it as yours.