Michael Heilman

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

Yes we do! It's really something! Key bullet points:

• I'm big tough & hard working

• but actually, I'm a poor damsel in distress who will alway need rescuing

• And if you don't rescue me the USA will collapse

• Because I'm so big, tough, & hard working

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Hi Kevin! I noticed that your "We the People ARE BACK" t-shirts are printed on what appears to be Gildan blanks, which are made abroad in factories with a record of labor abuse. Would you be interested in sourcing shirts from US companies to avoid tariffs? I can help for a fee.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me doing a filibuster: "to understand how to buy pants, we must first understand wool, which starts with a story about how humans domesticated the wild mouflon in ancient Mesopotamia"

[Michael Heilman @MichaelHeilman]

@PicturesFoIder Drool on her lapel.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

some of you think about homosexuality more than actual gay people

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

This is an absolutely pitiful response from Schumer about Khalil. Signals very clearly that the Democratic leadership will not defend you if Trump comes after you.

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

Ukraine is now under attack from two autocrats. One in the Kremlin. One in the White House. For the sake of democracies everywhere, we must stand by Zelenskyy

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

The Deputy Director of the FBI doesn’t know what day it is. Literally.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

MAGA wants peace in the same way a guy that beats his wife just wants a happy marriage.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This dude is going places

[River Page @river_is_nice]

"I knew all the most famous rapists of my generation" is such a crazy way to address this lmao

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Absolute admiration for President Zelenskyy. The guy has balls. He went into the Oval Office and stood up to Russia’s best negotiators.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Today I’m thinking of the ancient sacred text

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Everyone knows what happened here. Trump can only exist around people he can causally humiliate. Guys lie JD and Rubio. He wanted to do a ritual humiliation of Zelensky and Ukraine but Zelensky wouldn’t accept that and so Trump reacted like a stung bitch.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

New Yorker's editor-in-chief David Remnick expresses frustration with Democratic Party leadership, asking "when is the opposition going to come?" He then criticizes Hakeem Jeffries' remark that one shouldn't swing at every pitch, saying: "What pitch are the Democrats going to swing at finally?"