Michael Hoitomt

Computers, Badgers, Packers, and basketball

[Sibylle @AHaschi]

Like Pride Rock after Scar took over 😭😭😭

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@AzPetrich Perfectly said! 🇺🇸

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@SkinsHoops86 This stuff was happening in 1999-2000 and then the market crashed. Athletes giving their market analysis, people doing crazy things because the market just went up, until it didn’t 🤣

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@westcoast_lyfe 🥹

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[Michael Hoitomt @MichaelHoitomt]

Update: The guy who has never been good at anything in his entire life is bad at being President.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

8D Chess

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Also Oia at 7 am. Gotta get there a little earlier in the year I guess 🤷‍♂️

It is an absolutely stunning place. Lots of places to take pictures though, not sure that you need to stand in line for one spot.

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

Social media trends have turned the world’s most beautiful places into endless bathroom lines at a concert, where everyone waits for hours just to take the same photo to show to people who couldn’t care less 🌎📸

Nothing captures the shallow decay of our time better than this

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@ImCalledPikachu Today was really incredible; like he’s riding against amateurs. It’s a good field in the TDS, and he just rides away from them and looks so relaxed. I can’t even describe it, no words, just stunning athletic performance.

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@laflammerouge16 Maybe in the classics long breakaways were successful (we couldn’t watch them in the US). But in the tours it was rare for a long solo break to succeed. Small groups could make it, but rarely solo.

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@Katiucha Only map 🤣

The guy is like Drago

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@Giannis_An34 Nice looking shoes, if you’re a Buck.

Otherwise they’re ugly

#bucksin6

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@cyclingontnt Did he watch today?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Michael Hoitomt @MichaelHoitomt]

@SkinsHoops86 I wonder if there is a correlation to AAU programs? Guys come up from small programs all of the time to be really good.

The adage is “Iron sharpens Iron”, but maybe it’s really “if you can play, it doesn’t matter”…?🤷‍♂️

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@UCI_cycling Nice picture of the tour podium. It’s like this account is from the future😀

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Iran-New Zealand was a tie
does this mean NZ has to give them 300 billion dollars

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@HormuzLetter It’s really sad when we have to go to Iran’s reports to get the truth because our president lies all of the time.

Also sad when we have to pay $300b to repair shit we broke.

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@TTomTToro @cnnbrk Excavator?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When the idea of a military parade to showcase American power was raised, President Eisenhower gave a blunt response:

“Absolutely not. We are the pre-eminent power on Earth. For us to try and imitate what the Soviets are doing in Red Square would make us look weak.”

[Michael Hoitomt @MichaelHoitomt]

@fuckyouiquit I hope so, but I’m not counting on it.