Michael Hurst

Nothing beats a rhetorical question does it?

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

The early Wordle reports are indicating this is a tough one. Stay strong, trust your training.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Hello?

[James Whaling @jjwhaling]

The SPOTY montage is going to be short this year, innit? Fury knocking out Wilder and two minutes of Joe Wicks doing star jumps.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

Boris Johnson doing these announcements feels like when the Fresh Prince would do a “serious” episode.

[Michael Hurst @MichaelHurst9]

I plan on running the Edinburgh marathon in memory of my sister who passed away on Christmas Eve from Cystic fibrosis. I will also be fundraising for Cystic Fibrosis Trust. Donate to my JustGiving page https://t.co/p8wSTptOZV

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I intend to retire as solo artist after album no3 as I have just had a call from my brother begging me to start oasis again in 2022 if you believe in life after love c’mon you know LG x

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

OMFG WOW WOW WOW @SpursOfficial @LucasMoura7 @ChampionsLeague 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 another magnificent night!!!!! #AJXTOT

[Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume]

You're telling me they had TWO YEARS to put together a decent show and they couldn't even spot the goddamn Starbucks cup in Winterfell??!?! #GameOfThrones

[Ronnie O'Sullivan @ronnieo147]

Crazy! Not a bad day at the office 😎🥇Thanks to all my fans for the continued support #rankingpoints

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[iain massingham @iainmassingham]

@chorleylive catching my boys @sn00piuk and @MichaelHurst9 #chorleylive #friday #weekend

[Kyren Wilson @KyrenWilson]

As it’s #StandUpToCancer Month every century I make during October I will donate £100 to cancer research.
Let’s hipe I can make a few!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Wakey wakey RIZE n SHIIIINE you've had your sleep and I've had mine as you were LG x

[Michael Hurst @MichaelHurst9]

@g_eorg_i @alextill_ You’ll eat your words!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Earth to noel listen up rkid I hear your doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol now that's the BeZarist thing you've done yet I forgive you now let's get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about the drinks are on me LG x

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Correct. https://t.co/o2WrWG1RAm

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Penguins have been on earth for around 50 million years. After watching this, I'm not quite sure how they managed it. 🐧

[Harry Kane @HKane]

What. A. Feeling. 😁🙌

#ThreeLions #ENG #WorldCup

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Best tweet of the day!!!! https://t.co/390L9wTUpt

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

We’ve got a highlights show on @BBCOne at 10.45. England have never won a penalty shoot out before. It’s got to be worth seeing again.