Mike Irvin

Opinions = mine.

[yaphouse annie @traphouse_annie]

i get really really fucking tired of this discussion every time it crosses my screen. i need you to adjust all of your plans by 20 minutes so that you trick yourself into being on time. figure out coping mechanisms for your short fallings for the love of god.

[Mark Schlereth @markschlereth]

Always go full ass! Happy Father’s Day

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

This 🇺🇸

[Conor Orr @ConorOrr]

Today I asked @AlbertBreer who the @nyknicks of the NFL will be. He surprised me with the insane depth of his research:

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Maybe because he literally just put an entirely unqualified political hatchet man in charge of the DNI — while we’re at war — and the only reason he could give was that he would look into the “stolen” election bullshit? He’s making hugely important decisions based on a lie. That seems worth paying attention to. He also tried to set up a compensation fund for people who, inspired by his promulgation of that lie, laid siege to the Capitol. Oh and the only legislation he cares about is all wrapped up in his delusions about how elections are stolen. I can keep coming up with reasons. But the fact that the president still thinks his lie should drive policy and personnel (several J6ers work in the administration) that makes it relevant, imho.

[Martenzie Johnson @10zJohnson]

Giving this up to move to suburban Indiana is just so stupid

[Mike Irvin @MichaelIrvin]

The website is broken, this team does NOT lose 9 games

[Mike Irvin @MichaelIrvin]

@VanLathan Not even close! Ultimate Warrior

[Mike Irvin @MichaelIrvin]

@Ky1eLong Plus raw onions 🤌

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Future generations are going to think this is AI because surely no organization would be dumb enough to screw this up…

[Librarianshipwreck @libshipwreck]

At this point I’ve seen some version of the metaphor of AI as gym equipment that works out for you (so you don’t get anything out of the workout) multiple times. And I really think it’s one of the better comparisons out there. It’s simple, familiar, and people really get it.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

And Chuck had 40 and 20 in a WCF GAME SEVEN to send PHX to the Finals in 93. There were people on here a couple weeks back saying Draymond was better. I saw them! And I’ll never forgive them.

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

How do you really bring rents down?

You make it as easy as possible to build housing, and you understand that rent control makes people not want to build housing.

Who told me this?

My friend, the Law of Supply and Demand.

[Mike Irvin @MichaelIrvin]

@TylerIAm Haven’t heard “on the Fritz “ in a minute 👏

[Mike Irvin @MichaelIrvin]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Should be a zipper

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE COLD FACT 💎 ‘Life is like the Gym.. Look one way, there’s always someone in better shape than you.. Look the other way, there’s someone who would die to be in Your shape…. You just gotta be the Best YOU. ‘

[Lil Joshy @ItIsRalphTho]

@awfulannouncing For context Barkley averaged 15, 11, 3 his last year in the NBA. Draymond has never in his career averaged more than 15 points or 10 rebounds.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Better man than he was a player and he was a GREAT player

[Dave Kline @dklineii]

Major life hack: Reject worry. No problem has ever been solved with anxiety. Worry is passive procrastination. Problem-solving is active experimentation. Worry paralyzes. Action clarifies. When you start to worry, ask: What’s one thing I can do right now? Then do the damn thing.

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

I call it Spilled Milk Syndrome.

The people who suffer from it live difficult, stressful lives, no matter how well things may otherwise be going for them.

They freak out when their iPhone screen cracks. Their flight gets delayed an hour, and it makes them crazy.

Their uber driver cancels last minute, and they yell at their screen. Their printer runs out of paper when they’re running late and need that important document - and their heart races like crazy.

Their blood boils when their latte’s too hot. Or their new shoes get stained the first time they wear them. Or the babysitter’s running 10 minutes behind.

Life’s little annoying moments shock them every time. They are the spilled milk moments that fill all of our lives - and they’re routine no matter who you are or even how wealthy you may be.

The people who expect these moments and take them in stride have an incredible gift.

When a business deal falls apart, they try to save it - and they move on to the next when they realize they can’t.

When the baby starts crying again at 3am, they can choose to be frustrated and to feel sorry for themselves because they had a long day and need the sleep - or they can choose to not to let it get them down.

How you handle those countless moments is simply up to you.

They are going to keep happening no matter what - and you can choose to take them in stride, not let them set you back, and to look forward.

Or you can choose to waste much of your life angry and frustrated, “crying over spilled milk.”

It’s perhaps the most important life choice you can make.