Michael Johnson 💙

Good day, I am... a man. I basically only tweet football related content with a dash of Hot Fuzz and Inbetweeners references. Professional Heardle Player

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

@joshpearson180

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@oasis Listen Up!

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

YAAAAS

[QOTSA @qotsa]

Queens of the Stone Age
Alive in the Catacombs
Coming soon…

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Pascal Savage

[Jay 🦅💚 (JST) @EaglesBurna]

@DiscussingFilm Anyone know who this js

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

Think my New Year’s resolution is to stop caring about football 😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goal. Newcastle double their lead.

#MUFC || #MUNNEW

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Only legends get the honour of performing with Barry 🙋🏼‍♂️🎤

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

Barry from EastEnders singing at Ally Pally was not on our 2024 bingo card, but we are so here for it

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Tottenham vs Liverpool 🤯

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I swear the R&L line up gets worse and worse each year. Wtf is this shite 🤣

[Reading & Leeds Fest @OfficialRandL]

THE LINEUP OF SUMMER 2025 HAS JUST LANDED 🤯 and I KNOW you don’t wanna miss out on the biggest weekend of the year 👀 

@ThreeUK & @MastercardUK presales start tomorrow 12pm
Festival presale starts Saturday 12pm (last chance to sign up in bio)
General sale starts Monday 12pm

Secure your weekend ticket with a first instalment of just £46.50 then pay nothing till 1st Feb 2025 🤯

See you at your favourite artist’s favourite festival next summer💅🌵

@rockstarenergy

[Reading & Leeds Fest @OfficialRandL]

THE LINEUP OF SUMMER 2025 HAS JUST LANDED 🤯 and I KNOW you don’t wanna miss out on the biggest weekend of the year 👀 

@ThreeUK & @MastercardUK presales start tomorrow 12pm
Festival presale starts Saturday 12pm (last chance to sign up in bio)
General sale starts Monday 12pm

Secure your weekend ticket with a first instalment of just £46.50 then pay nothing till 1st Feb 2025 🤯

See you at your favourite artist’s favourite festival next summer💅🌵

@rockstarenergy

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

@liamgallagher Can we have Barry from Eastenders please?

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

Yes, you’ve got through the ballot. But can you beat, The Queue?

#Oasis #SoSallyCanWait

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Oasis have to headline Glastonbury and Reading and Leeds Festival after that shit show

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I’m convinced that Zirkzee isn’t even a footballer. He’s an under cover YouTuber who has somehow managed to break into the United team

[SP @sspencerukk]

To whoever jumped to 343,706 in the oasis queue

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

Ticketmaster not letting me through because they think I’m a bot. I’d like to make a complaint please @TicketmasterUK

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

Oasis reunion tour would be epic, however I think this announcement on Tuesday will just be a 30 year anniversary announcement for Morning Glory. Prove me wrong Oasis. Prove me wrong.

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

No let’s not talk about a last-minute winner feeling

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Describing that last-minute winner feeling... 🗣️⏳

#MUFC || @CasilleroDiablo

[Michael Johnson 💙 @MichaelJ9706]

I hate football

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Zirkzee wtf are you doing 😭