Michael Cādy

Small business consultant devoted to helping HVAC businesses use professional sales and marketing systems to grow quickly.

[Michael Cādy @MichaelJCady]

Teaching an HVAC technician to sell requires more time and effort than training a salesperson to HVAC.

Salespeople get paid more because sales is easier? 😂

The difference to your bottom line is MILLIONS of dollars.

#hvac #salestraining #smallbusinessowners

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Jeff Dunham performed for 4,000 Muslims in Abu Dhabi. Two nights later, he performed for 4,000 Jewish people in Tel Aviv without changing a word of the show.

After hearing what happened, Bill Maher was so astonished he told him he should do a documentary on it.

DUNHAM: “Doing a show there for 4,000 Muslims, and all in the front rows were the guys in the white dishdashas and the women in the black… And I did the same show with Achmed, the dead terrorist, and that was their favorite character.”

MAHER: “It’s my favorite, too.”

DUNHAM: “Thanks! Well, two nights later, I’m in the middle of Tel Aviv, Israel, doing the exact same show for 4,000 Jewish people. Didn’t change a word of the show. And they all loved it equally the same. So my big thing is I truly feel this world is filled with good people that all want the same things… And it takes a handful of idiots to f*ck it up for everybody else.”

MAHER: “You know what you should do? … You should do that as a documentary special.”

DUNHAM: “Oh…”

MAHER: “The same show in both those cities. Put stuff in the middle. Little interviews here and there… But show the same material, from that character working in both those cities. I think that would be very powerful. A lot of people would watch that. I would definitely watch that.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Once voting is this fraudulent, they can get whatever outcome they want, making a sham of democracy

[Thomas Sowell Daily @DailySowell]

“There is no greater indictment of judges than the fact that honest men are afraid to go into court, while criminals swagger out through its revolving doors.”

— Thomas Sowell

[AnonAgain987 @AnonAgain987]

It's a cult. This is the only way they can grow the cult.

[SparksN123 @SparksN123]

Hi ya

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

Japan and Germany were devastated during WW2.

Their children didn’t become terrorists.

Stop making excuses for your terrorists.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

“If you think the world is selfish and rotten, go to the cemetery at Colleville-sur-Mer overlooking Omaha Beach. See what one group of men did for another on D-Day, June 6th, 1944.” — Andy Rooney

[Dovi Safier @safier]

“It was one of the most monumentally unselfish things one group of people did for another.”

-#DDay veteran Andy Rooney on the young 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 soldiers who stormed the beaches of Normandy 82 years ago.

Required watching for every young person today!

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Every woman must fear this!

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Woman in Belgium is outraged by posters of Muslim women in burkinis announcing the start of summer.

“This is ridiculous! Antwerp has become Islamabad! Islamization must stop!”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

[Inspirational Quotes @SeffSaid]

This

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Dana White: "The media does not have the influence anymore. Nobody trusts them. They're all full of shit. They're always lying. They don't have the trust of the people the way that they used to."

[Michael Cādy @MichaelJCady]

Mexico requires prior registration and a photo ID to vote.

#vote #photoid #commonsense

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

A wise man named Justin Welsh once said:

“Most people make logical, reasonable choices for 40 years and still end up with a life they don't like. At some point, making an unreasonable choice is the only reasonable thing to do.”

Be unreasonable enough to get what you want in life.

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

I accidentally gaslit my entire family when I was 9.

And they're still falling for it.

When I was a kid, my grandma used to babysit me during summer breaks.

One afternoon she was making bacon for lunch.

She threw it in a pan, turned on the stove, and sat down on the couch to wait.

A few minutes later she was asleep.

Completely out.

Meanwhile, I was staring at that bacon like a starving wolf.

So I did what any responsible 9-year-old would do.

I ate all of it.

Every last piece.

Then I looked at the empty pan.

And immediately realized I had a problem.

My grandma was going to wake up expecting bacon.

I had evidence to dispose of.

So I left the pan on low heat with the grease still inside and went back to watching cartoons.

About twenty minutes later she woke up.

Grandma: Oh no.

Grandma: The bacon!

She rushed into the kitchen.

Then stopped.

The pan was empty.

No bacon.

Nothing.

Just a little grease.

She looked confused.

Then looked at me.

Grandma: Where's the bacon?

And before my brain had time to stop me, I said:

Me: I think you left it cooking so long it just... disappeared.

Grandma: What?

Me: Yeah.

Me: It fried away.

Grandma stared into the pan.

Then back at me.

Then into the pan again.

And somehow...

She believed me.

Not only did she believe me.

She told the rest of the family.

For years.

Apparently "if you leave bacon on the stove too long, it'll completely cook itself out of existence."

Nobody questioned it.

Nobody challenged the science.

The story spread.

Fast forward more than 20 years.

I was at a family cookout recently when someone yelled:

"Hey, don't leave the bacon unattended."

Another person immediately replied:

"Yeah, remember what happened to Grandma's bacon?"

And that's when I realized something.

My entire family still thinks bacon can evaporate if you cook it long enough.

I have considered telling them the truth.

But at this point, the lie has been alive longer than some of my cousins.

I think it deserves a chance to keep going.

[BitcoinSapiens ⚡️ @BitcoinSapiens]

George Burns: "This is my 10th or 11th cigar. I smoke 15-20 cigars a day."

Johnny Carson: "What has you doctor said about..."

Burns: "My doctor's dead."

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue”

— Russian Proverb

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Seattle spent $456,000 on 4 toilets for the World Cup

It didn't even last 2 weeks

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Adam Carolla breaks down why people on the Left are less happy🤣

“You’re such a paranoid P*SSY that you think that COVID’s gonna kill you, climate change is gonna drown you and the president is Adolf Hitler. Well then of course you’re not whistling a tune!”