Shrimp Fried Mike

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

I entered this @MilkyChance #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. https://t.co/mOOBctz9p7

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

@Michaelguilford Yo ass only worth $10 #youlyin 😛

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

WHOSE MANS IS DIS 😹☠️

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Working my first event for an amazing company doing touch up make up for a small fashion show and I make 30 bucks an hour. IM STOKED

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Well I'm 24 today and all I've done is get a brazilian and free Starbucks. 🤷‍♀️

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

How can I be sad for even a second guys

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Fuck a bitch in a g wagon 🙄 that's under 30

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Was confused how my chin is bruised. Realized it's from my dog being a spaz and head butting me everytime I try and hold him 🙄

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

I used to think having terrible skin and acne was a curse. But if it wasn't for my imperfections I wouldn't have gotten into make up!?

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

I never go out of my way to have a career. I just wait to be approached by potential employers and the #1 bridal company just contacted me 🤗

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Jeremy got me an hour massage for being the "boldest woman in his life" lmao he just wants to get me out of the house and play video games

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

International Women's day so I'm thanking all the strong women in the past who have given me the choice to stay in bed until 4pm unemployed

[Broad City @broadcity]

A DEEPLY patriotic salute for Susan B Anthony's birthday. 🇺🇸 ✊

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

JUST ORDERED THE NEW BECCA HIGHLIGHTER that you can only purchase if you're a rouge a Sephora 😍 finally using it for something lol

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Googled "why doesn't my dog snuggle with me?" And came across this accurate article 😭 https://t.co/BcNu1hpHYo via @hellogiggles

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Corrine and Chad should date

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

Ugly ducklings 😭😭😭 at least we had each other and braces https://t.co/oIZeqkR8dx

[Kimberly long @Keemlong]

@MichaelJasmine obvi like 11 years ago

[Shrimp Fried Mike @MichaelJasmine]

@alrymcc just snapped her dogs vag ??? 😭😭😭😭😭captioned "dog porn"