Michael Kelberg

THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL @Amazon, THE PLOT AGAINST AMERICA @HBO, FOR LIFE @ABC, FBI @CBS. 🔠 Words With Friends Aficionado

[Michael Kelberg @MichaelKelberg]

Do the math. Game 3 disaster, Game 4 greatest game ever. What was the X factor? #Fansmatter #Knicks

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Can the entire U.S. now have a class action lawsuit to not be audited?

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Meet GC

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Ordered the T-Phone with my DOGE check…still waiting. Anyone else get it? In the mean time I’ll take a road trip at Sean Duffy’s suggestion. Zzzzzzzzzz #Doge #Gas #Phones

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@MikeBales Always hard to respect dumb.

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Wonder how much Kalshi paid on this… #WHCD #Kalshi

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Guess we don’t have the BEST security? #WhiteHouseCorrespondenceDinner

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Dice Clay said you either “S*ck D*ck or You Do Not S*ck D*ck.” So are we at War or not at War? #war #StraitOfHomuz #andrewdiceclay

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Guess he forgot the stethoscope. #Jesusnotjesus #doctor #dr

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So he’s not the Messiah?

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the Straight is open, but it’s not open, but it better be open or else, but, uh, uh, but, but uh, uh…and yes Swalwell if convicted should be convicted. 2/2

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So it’s just a conflict, not a war, but we won the war, but it’s not over, but we’ve completely dismantled their military, but, 1/2

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Guess he doesn’t hire the best people…

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He even politicized the snow. #SOTU #SOTU26

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F*ck UFC…I’ll take Mark Kelly vs The Donald on the White House Lawn. #SOTU2026

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Connor Habbiba? #SOTU2026

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Is it over yet? #SOTU2026

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Should I just vomit now? #SOTU2026

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Flushing the toilet might be a better use of your time tonight. #SOTU

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Excited to be a Sun Devil!