Michael Kill

Husband,Dad,Farmer,Dumont Saint

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Is there a bigger no-talent hack out there than this guy?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here is the entirety of JD Vance's appearance on The View, which did not go well for him

(and kudos to the hosts for actually asking him hard-hitting questions and followups)

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

This woman out here just making shit up to feel important.

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

I’m at my ex boyfriend’s business and he tells me if the gestapo comes again he has the perfect place for me to “hide a boyfriend”.

During Operation Metro Surge I was fully prepared to take in his wife, stepdaughter, and him if it came to that.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

WTF is she talking about? Lots of options for internet out there.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

This is how fragile rural internet is: one small company fails, and families and businesses across 5,000 square miles go dark. 120,000 Minnesota households still lack reliable broadband. My Last Mile Initiative will connect every Minnesotan with broadband they can count on.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Canned question answered with talking points read off a phone. How can anyone take this woman seriously?

[taylr @taylr]

peggy flanagan was asked about angie craig raising more money when she filed to get on the ballot for US senate on monday and she pointed out that paul wellstone was outspent 7 to 1

grassroots organizing by minnesotans fighting back after operation metro surge will win this race

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

And accomplishing nothing. What a bunch of clowns.

[Minnesota House DFL @mnhouseDFL]

37 hours straight on the House floor.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

I’m so thankful this stupid shit wasn’t happening when I played ball cause I’d be in prison right now. No joke.

[Fired Coaches of Georgia @FiredCoaches]

The self-control by the catcher not to pick up the bat and frisbee it at the batter is Medal of Freedom worthy.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Nah - I’m good.

[LaVelle E. Neal III @LaVelleNeal]

Folks, you should realize by now that only people I follow are allowed to comment on my posts.

So here's the challenge:

Earn. My. Follow.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Good God the Twins suck.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Who wants to tell her????

[Steve Guest @SteveGuest]

The emcee at the No Kings rally in Minnesota, Lizz Winstead, says the quiet part out loud, reminding everyone that the so-called “No Kings” movement is a communist movement.

"I want people to know that if you want to act like Minnesota, or you think Minnesota is a model, what can I do? Well, you can check your ego about what you want to do and listen to the leadership, and when they tell you what they need done, you do that. And you pay enough attention to the amazing organizers who have been on the ground, who actually have the information, who have already done the work, instead of starting your own [group]... you need to be the pack mule."

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

@StraitOuttaMinn This isn’t a one off. Hookers, cheating on his wife, multiple dui accidents where he is lucky he didn’t kill someone. At some point it’s just who the guy is.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

I think folks just need to admit to themselves a hard truth - Tiger is not a good guy.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

What could go wrong?

[Ted @tlschwerz]

The 2026 Minnesota Twins Opening Day bullpen:

Taylor Rogers
Cole Sands
Justin Topa
Kody Funderburk
Anthony Banda
Eric Orze
Cody Laweryson
Zak Kent

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Jake Tapper is a humorless idiot.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Good god.

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

You mean this interview on Wednesday’s ‘Good Morning America’ wasn’t enough to save Taylor Frankie Paul’s season of ‘The Bachelorette’ in light of video showing her beating her ex-boyfriend?

Lara Spencer: “I want to hear all about your bachelorette journey. But first I want to give you the opportunity to respond to recent headlines about the alleged domestic violence incident with your ex-boyfriend. What do you want to share with us about this?”

Paul: “Honestly, I — it's been a heavy time to see the headlines, especially during this time of The Bachelorette being released and it's supposed to be really exciting time. I'm a person that will always speak my truth and I'm — you know, that's what I'm known for. And so, when the time is right I will be. But right now, just trying to be in the present moment and focus on this and — but the thing is — is my — my kids do come first. My kids come first. And so, it's been, like, just a back and forth process trying to be here in the present moment, worrying about, you know, home and headlines. It's been stressful to be honest.”

Spencer: “We did reach out to Dakota. And he did not — we did not — for a statement. We did not get a response from him. Now we have reports that ‘The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ has paused production on the next season. I know there's a season on right now and then season five was in production. Reports say it's been — it's paused. Is that true?”

Paul: “Honestly I — I don't call the shots with production. So, as of now I have gotten word that it also has been paused, but I do not call those shots. So, as far as I know it — it was, but I don't know for how long and why.”

Spencer: “And — and I know you're one of the executive producers on the show.”

Paul: “Yeah, yeah. I got told that this — this year.”

Spencer: “Oh, you didn't know that?”

Paul: “I — I didn't. No. And I was like, what does that mean? You know, I was, like, like, I think just because we share our lives and we produce like our own, you know, lives.”

Spencer: “Yeah.

Paul: “But I don't know if that necessarily what that — what that means.”

Spencer: “And how do you — how do you envision your future on that show?”

Paul: “Hard to say now, right?”

Spencer: “Right.”

Paul: “Just because of, you know, everything going on. It's hard to see past this. I'm not going to lie. In this moment, it's just so heavy. And when your life is broadcasted out there in these headlines, it's, like, the end of the world.”

Spencer: “Right.”

Paul: “That's what it feels like. I'm not going to lie. But I will say I've, I've been here before and I got through it and, you know, shared my story, my life. So I — I'm hoping that I can do that again.”

Spencer: “Yeah.”

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

Now she’s an ag expert.

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

These fires will have huge economic, agricultural, and livestock impacts. Even tourism as some of the fires have been in a pocket of Nebraska that’s popular for that.

Combine this with less corn being planted this spring due to fertilizer cost, tariffs, diesel, and ooof.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

@CheyCab Did u have a BSC when gas was sky high under Biden? Just shameless hypocrisy.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

This guy is really dumb.

[Mike Norton @NortonMpls]

If you’re demanding to fly the old Minnesota flag it’s because you value meaningless nostalgia over racism.

It’s undeniable that the old flag had undertones of white supremacy and advocated for displacing indigenous peoples. If you don’t care it’s because you’re naive or racist.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

This is an absurd take.

[Chad Hartman @ChadHartmanShow]

"It's very hard to have a restaurant in downtown Minneapolis right now."

Our friend @StephaniesDish, with us today on Fhima's closing, restaurants struggling since Op Metro Surge and much more from the local food scene.

https://t.co/CyI4NNeaat

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

@CheyCab Oh boy. I don’t think I’ve ever run across someone who tries so hard to sound smart.

[Michael Kill @MichaelKill17]

@NortonMpls Might be the first indication u have a problem if u are driving this far just to smell like a road killed skunk.