MichaelKuhl

May respond to the cult members using only predictive text. It has about the same effect. Q followers will be mocked. Views expressed are my own or my cat’s.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

“Don't yet rejoice in his defeat, you men!
Although the world stood up and stopped the bastard,
The bitch that bore him is in heat again."
- Bertolt Brecht, The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

I have come to Twitter just to repost this.

That’s the only reason.

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@NickAdamsinUSA Bullshit!

It’s a lifestyle choice!

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@midnightriderV2 @GavinNewsom And the only evidence you have that health care for illegal aliens was the issue for Democrats is this cartoon.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

Ladies and gentlemen, the healing power of Yakkety Sax.

[This Is Clem Fandango, Can You Hear Me? @panchovilla]

@WUTangKids Benny Hill version.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@FrankConniff And watching you seeing it was the only acceptable way for me to see it.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

I am fucking thrilled we have an alcoholic Fox talking head loaded with white nationalist tattoos who made it all the way to second lieutenant and has only a sketchy idea of what “classified” means in charge of our entire military during a war we started.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@Lilith_Atheist Worst petting zoo ever.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

Hey Elon…

I know you thought you were holding it together in the Oval Office today…

But holy shit were you tripping balls! It may be the only time I’ve ever found you funny.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Elon Musk's drug abuse impossible to hide

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

TX put Bible study in their schools.
1st Amendment - Nul
People imprisoned without due process.
5th Amendment - Nul
US citizens & legal immigrants deported.
14th Amendment - Nul
He has openly suggested a third term.
22nd Amendment - Nul

When are you turning in your guns?

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@jurispectives @krassenstein She’s not the one getting charged.

Because she didn’t break the fucking law.

Perhaps you assholes just don’t know what the law is. Seems to happen quite a bit with you.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

Well the good news is we have the 2nd Amendment and now we get to see the citizens taking up arms against a tyrannical government.

You guys are gonna do that, right?

Right?

Wait….was that all bullshit?

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

I know many people missed this bit of complete brilliance from @alicelowe but you really need to remedy that. I’ve been a fan for decades, and this was wonderful from start to finish.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.

https://t.co/9FYRGcRzao

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

Thank you @hulu @hulu_support for dropping the Academy Awards right before the last two awards.

You completely ruined a good night.

That’s the end of my subscription.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

https://t.co/zXoyl25odm

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@tompawnbadil “And behold the fifth horseman came, and his name was “Empathy”, and lo, he wielded a Golden Retriever puppy, and all who looked upon it said, “Thank you! That made my day better.”

And the other four horseman avoided eye contact.”

It’s in the Book of Revelation! Look it up!

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@mgc232 @PunchingCat And now I need a black cat immediately. Before I forget that name.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@BadLegalTakes

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

My normal reaction to someone passing at the age of 100 is fairly low key. It’s hardly surprising.

Jimmy Carter is hitting hard, because it feels like we aren’t just losing him. It feels like we are losing what he was. What he stood for.

And we so desperately need that.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

@Susang There have to be some standards.

[MichaelKuhl @MichaelKuhl]

Watching the next 4 years take shape, this is not a clusterf*ck.

It is a work of art. An heirloom. A finely crafted bespoke clusterf*ck assembled by the master clusterf*cksmiths in the Dunning Kruger workshops at the Heritage Foundation.

This is an artisan clusterf*ck.

(* “u”)