This is so niche, but also what Twitter is for so I'm gonna send it. IF YOU EVER ATTENDED DOWLING HIGH SCHOOL AND GOT DIVE BOMBED BY A GOOSE THAT NESTED ON THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING PLEASE MESSAGE ME. THANK YOU!!
What pisses me off is that I know some great Russians and some great Ukrainians. And I’ve had some fucking great nights in both countries. Putin: you are such a cun
@pearliegates16 Wow wow wow wow wow are you saying you don't love daddy apple anymore? Is the company that took away your headphone port bad? Apple just feels you shouldn't delay such important things ya know? Just give daddy apple your money