Michael

i like men (and some women)

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

No one:

Babies when they find the funny drink under the sink:

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

@_DrivingEmpire why does this happen?

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

Lachlan left me in maths. Now I'm going to leave him on open

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

Teachers should go on strike more often tbh

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

I feel like dating a guy rn

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

@lachlangothard1 has the slowest reaction time

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

Woeman and men are hot

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

@Kaitlyn0604 Bss ksh bm bm ksh bm bm ksh bm bm ksh

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

My friend left English Studies for the lesson so for once I done work it was pog

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

A lot of people are here rn and it's not cool

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

On Snapchat I got left on open which isn't cool.
@Kaitlyn0604

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

Dude stg it is so hard to tie shoes idk why

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

PE Teachers have the weirdest taste in music, I don't think that they should be allowed to play in a five kilometer radius of the school.

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

I have gum on my shoe but I don't remember stepping on it
My life is now in a different playing field

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

@lachlangothard1 I greatly appreciate your comment, Lachlan. I hope to see more of this in the near future

~Michael

[Michael @MichaelLovesMen]

Not every pee time is poo time but every poo time is pee time.

~Michael