Michael Maus

Do it.

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

WEST FINAL: #9 @BarstoolWazzu takes on #10 @BarstoolUND

Vote in our poll below. You can also tweet the bar’s handle using #BarstoolBestBar for an extra vote.

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@JoeBlacksBar

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

Turns out we had them, but i wasn't about to search for that pathetic reason...

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

I just had a dude come up to the front desk asking me for a tv guide because he didnt know which channels were what since the guide button wasnt working on the remote. How helpless are some people? Just click through the channels moron!

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

Cooked broccoli is the most putrid smell on the planet.

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

"I don't fuck with chocolate milk."-@c0nradpaulson

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

"She taught me alcohol." @abby_versteeg

[Matthew Conrad @c0nradpaulson]

“My dad remembers ‘The Bay of Pigs’”

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

@Klundy12 Made my day😂

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

If you're not at Bottle Bay tomorrow, you're in the wrong place.

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

A good person doesn't adjust the mirrors and seat of another persons car while driving a short trip.

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

@c0nradpaulson https://t.co/lBRQqwuFDW

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

A light breeze could blow Lebron over at this point https://t.co/0f3E9Oi8P8

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

@Klundy12 @therussell18

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

See you on tour https://t.co/B4OX3rR5Tx for tickets. St Paul Palace Theater, First Ave, Duluth, Fargo being announced this week.

[Blake Mortenson @BMortensonPXP]

Alexandria pulls off the upset of the decade. Knocking off the Hermantown Hawks 6-1. That ends an 8 year consecutive streak of the Hawks making it to the State Class 1A Final. What a huge victory for the Cardinals!! Hats off to the Hermantown Hawks on their incredible run!

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

@c0nradpaulson you can still spot an airplane 35,000 ft in the air before anyone🙃 https://t.co/Zf96C3D7Rv

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

Why do people worry about everything? It justs entraps you into your own hell.

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

@MountainDew Hey guys i love your liquid gold, but i hate your boxes.

[Michael Maus @MichaelMaus1]

Love this.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

You know what’s super fun? Going home and praying a deadly spider isn’t in your home trying to kill you. Been combing my place and haven’t found this cunt dinosaur all day. When I do I’m going to hammer his spider dick. Literally.