Michael Mechler

The views and opinions of the younger me do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the older me. Don’t cancel me, bruh.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

These @Tecovas still look nice. Congratulations, @UHCougarMBK, for making it this far! #MarchMadness

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

I hope this post ages well and doesn’t bite back. Go Ŧech! Wreck those brackets and chomp dem Gators! 🤞🏼👆🏼 @TexasTechMBB #MarchMadness #Elite8

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

.@JENGA! @SouthwestAir would be proud.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

X Gon' Give It To Ya. Why on earth would you change the name of a brand that is so well-known that it’s become a verb? That’s the ultimate dream of every brand — to be synonymous with its service or product category. It would be like Alphabet axing the name “Google”. Alphabet it.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

.@SamsungUS should terminate their contract with @RXOinc. They are the absolute worst last mile carrier I have ever had the misfortune of dealing with. @Amazon and others should as well. I will now have to base purchase decisions on which carriers companies partner with.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

Found the missing Powerball number. It was a technical difficulty all right.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

@PJ_Worthen @MatadorMeat @road_raiders @TexasTechMBB @TTUHoopsFans @gunsupnation Hi @PJ_Worthen! I’d love to go. Do you have eyes on anymore tickets?

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

I’m going to sneak in Tito’s into my condo to make this year’s #ACLFest feel as normal as possible.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

Who has the best chicken sammich? @PopeyesChicken, @KFC, or @ChickfilA? https://t.co/gI3oS7ai6w

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

@Apple, my iPhone 11 Pro Max all of a sudden just shows the Apple logo. @AppleSupport, I've tried force restarting multiple times with no 🎲.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

.@ElonMusk, ya know @GovAbbott made clear in Texas that state rules supersede local. #JustSayin

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@ChillMichelle @Tesla Yes, California approved, but an unelected county official illegally overrode. Also, all other auto companies in US are approved to resume. Only Tesla has been singled out. This is super messed up!

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

After 2 hours and 41 minutes, I was disconnected yet again this time right after starting to explain what has occurred. Looks like I’m going to start banking locally.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

On hold for nearly 2.5 hrs yesterday and going on 3.5 hrs today with @Chase. Completely unacceptable. I bet Jamie Dimon doesn’t have this problem. @ChaseSupport

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

3rd day attempt to get a hold of @Chase. Fraudulent charges are happening on my account among other issues. During this crisis, it’s clear that Chase is not the bank for you. They absolutely cannot handle it.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

.@SouthwestAir colors tonight on flight back home to Austin.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

Looking to make a deal on any of these domain names: https://t.co/RGbSCVefV5 #NamesCon #NamesConGlobal #Domains #DomainNames

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

At #NamesConGlobal looking for a buyer for https://t.co/gI3oS7ai6w unless @PopeyesChicken decides they want it to serve up some spicy content for their customers.

[Michael Mechler @MichaelMechler]

@kobegatsby What about https://t.co/ZynmcErvwX?