Michael W. Mistak

Digital #A11Y Pro. Browser War Veteran. A11Y focused Product Manager. Opinions=mine alone. Likes ≠ Endorsement (quite the opposite sometimes). He/Him/Y'all

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@Spellacy What is PI Planning? Is it like this?

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

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[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@philotheis49253 @spctrexe @max_paperclips @wtravishubbard @wojakcodes Basically a waterfall process that is the antithesis of all modern software design & development. Yet we think the same outsourcing realities apply.

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@snipeyhead @shadowcat_mst Before (I think) they created a button for it I remember googling “+close +300 +tabs +iOS +safari +tabs”

Could I have paraphrased my search to make it easier to read and less pedantic?

Yes… But I believe in being fearlessly detailed about my Boolean and/or Advanced searches.

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@snipeyhead Oof… same…

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@ColibrisecJames @Ell_o_Punk Found the term funny as I don’t believe those that would bejewel their feet would ever limit themselves to one toe per foot.

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@Grady_Booch I feel like instead of blaming poor development practices (for outages) he’s blaming the type of change being made.

Sounds like poor root cause analysis…

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@omarsultan @ashleymcnamara Yet another way continued Sex in the City content harms the world…

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

If you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?

(Deciding against being an astronaut probably wasn’t the worst idea considering I’m not great with heights.)

[Stephanie 🔮 Web Witch ( 🦋 @seaotta.dev) @seaotta]

If you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@RyanEls4 Really woke up and chose violence today…

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@snipeyhead I myself am in a constant search for a selfie of myself that says “the horrors persist, but so do I”

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@karlgroves @jquery Why hate on @jquery when there are so many true digital atrocities that are more deserving. In reality just being forward looking is so much more productive.

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@t3mporarybl1p @XeZrunner Actually it looks more like a Windows version of iOS/iPadOS

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@AT_Fresh_Dev Are pay phones the Milk Delivery Doors of our Era?

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@snipeyhead We are… unfortunately this hellscape becoming the “mind palace” of a self appointed “smartest man in the world” (and his minions) isn’t helping.

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@snipeyhead Futurists: This could be us. Think of how productive we could be.

1999: That is the OPPOSITE of the point!

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

Share a gif from a TV series that you've seen every episode of.

Ditto @ashleymcnamara

But also…

[Ashley Willis (McNamara) @ashleymcnamara]

Share a gif from a TV series that you've seen every episode of.

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@ashleymcnamara Some exes remain in your life to hold the expectations you were meant to confound. Congrats on doing your part!

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

@AT_Fresh_Dev This place has become a honeypot for the world’s worst (proto-fascist Randian Narcissistic Populistic) people and the handful of us that remain to watch in horror.

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

For me, this little game should be sponsored by the following GIF:

[Michael W. Mistak @MichaelMistak]

Put your last name in the GIF search and post the first one that pops up. 🍿

Note: games like this don’t turn out well for me…

[Kelly Vaughn @kvlly]

Put your last name in the GIF search and post the first one that pops up. 🍿