Mike

👽I like the bike life👽

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

@Lunacdfp No let's go baby

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

If I find one more cockroach I will tie this bitch to the bed and set this house on fire hospitals and places like that are infested

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

I find it kinda weird when A guy asks me if I work here. No bro I'm just picking my girl up.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

For anybody that used AI in their photographs with you or your ugly significant other FU🖕🏻

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

Being sneaky behind a good person's back. Will always catch up to you.
Remember that..

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

98% of my SnapChat friends are either masturbating or smoking weed. Like what y'all don't know how to cook.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

Santa better not come down my chimney tonight cuz I'm going to be fuckin and unless he wants to join in Sur you should probably leave 🫣

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

I just need a break

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

#NewProfilePic

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

I need a vacation or maybe a staycation IDK I'm not A fortune teller.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

I lose track of day's. All I know is I think I have to go to work tomorrow

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

For Valentine's Day: Pick out three cards. Take a picture of the text in one, third and hand write into the third card. All these bitchs are getting the same message.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

When you set a goal, ask the question "Why?" a few times over. Explore WHY you really want WHAT you want. That will help you make a connection to the goal and increase your odds for success.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

Valentine's Day night

Me: I have no idea how I'm supposed to be at six places at once.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

I solemnly swear not to use rubbers this year. I need some dependence on my taxes next year.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

Being single boring as fuck. All my sneaky links are busy. I should have just let my ex keep cheating on me.

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

Went to the dentist today. She was working on me like an oil driller. It sucked and then out of nowhere her boob touched my head. It definitely made the experience better 🥰

[Mike @MichaelMollo3]

Me to my future fiance the night before our wedding :

"are we still on for tomorrow" 🥺