Cherry Blo$$om

you can't drop something if you're aiming for the ground - Michael Moore

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

Call me straight, I wouldn’t fuck him

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

Get him off the fucking pitch

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

Head - hurting
Sick - rubbed into the carpet
Maccies - half eaten, all over the room
Nickelback Savin’ Me - playing loud

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

“You’re minesweeping salad there pal”

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

“Thats not a man ass”

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

“How do you play pool wrong?! Are there rules???”

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

You know when the lady boys look at you funny you’re dressed like a dick

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

“Look I wanna know I’m shaggin a man”

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

Stepping in mystery hostel bathroom puddles makes me feel alive

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

You’re lying if you’re telling me it’s not about who’s got the biggest yacht in the harbour

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

Ive easy spent over £100 on transaction fess and bottle openers/corkscrews and it makes me feel ill

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

Guys the Hugo Spritz is having a moment right now

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

Sleeping on my back purposely so I snore is the biggest power play I’ve made in 3 months all because some one stole my bed 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

I’m going to master la vida loca on karaoke. It will pay off.

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

“Maybe the french toast will be quicker tomorrow”

[Cherry Blo$$om @MichaelMoore104]

I think I’m gonna have a proper, good old fashioned, drink

[jude @judeblay]

This might be the greatest glow up of all time. They can never chat to him again