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thomas edison was a witch

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Ppl that get angry behind the wheel have much more going on they’re not actually mad at you

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@insanemrktplace

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@s_kydaires Ears can be a unit of measurement in the corn world

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To be honest I’ll get the brain chip thing if it can conjure the exact gif I’m thinking of

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@jmkettle @khushkhushkhush @WildCardQ @CJSlattery I believe u, I’m thinking the bottles were a dollar each the can 50 cents and the rest being the sandwich I can be okay with

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@somethings_awry I work at Costco now and I thought this one guest was trying to order a hotdog wet, I was mistaken thank god

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@clintoris Lmaooo this was you😭

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@ashleypaddila This would be a big deal

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@CyclicalYearner The breaker that runs to my room keeps tripping as this graced my timeline

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[deleting tweet] too coherent

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People upset w theater etiquette aren’t locking in hard enough

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The national treasure movies are some of the best films ever made

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@kaylaadempsey I’d put all my furniture in the middle then buy some heelys and do laps all night

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Don’t care

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Paul Rudd Criterion Boyhood Linkater Told Y’all So Again

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I was going to the movies alone a decade ago, three thousand and late fr

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@DannyVegito Praying this is one of those tweets that yrs from now ppl will be like what?? How did u know??

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I was watching old funny game show answers and it was family feud I’m pretty sure ‘What do do you feel at the store before purchasing?’ And he said excited!

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@jaubreyYT Idk if Cruz is on the matters that much list, but I made a joke regarding abbot on here and the authorities addressed it Lol