The Real

Waiting for my Sally Cinnamon

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

I learn til I die

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

Wassup bitches... does anyone even still follow me?

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

To party or not to party?

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

Proud to say I'll be working in Ibiza Rocks for the summer, bring it on

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

With a little smoochin I passed my driving test, now to party

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett Seems like everybody in England wants to go to Australia! Its like a fantasy land, you been before?

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett Would love to go to Australia after but who knows, wbu?

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett I just wanna fuck off all the time haha

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett That would be sick do it! Lenme know when you get there ;) haha and oh sweet thnxs, didn't even know what an Nie number was

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett I am now, like £40.. mental. And oh really, I'm gonna find a bar that wants a guy lol

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett In 2 weeks, couldn't believe how cheap the flight was. Did you rep or work behind the bar?

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett Cheers mate! And no just a flight, gonna stay in a hostel for a week til I find a place etc oh sweet haha I bet it was awesome

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett Might as well do it big haha! Nah I haven't, I take you have?

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@Dan3verett I am indeed

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

It's done. Just booked a one way ticket to Ibiza 🛫

[Cole Millington 🐏 @colemillington7]

On the plus side I had the 2nd biggest willy in the showers.. On the negative side I was one of two people in the showers

[Cole Millington 🐏 @colemillington7]

Do my 282 followers care? Am I relevant? I'm a spec of shit on that 103 year old corpse that's just out rowed me's shoe

[Cole Millington 🐏 @colemillington7]

And now I'm telling social media about my gym antics and my profile picture is a landscape view I'm a pathetic human being xx

[Cole Millington 🐏 @colemillington7]

Trying to justify it in my head "yeah my resistance was one higher than her" I probably know her great granddaughter ffs I'm 21!!

[Cole Millington 🐏 @colemillington7]

Without being dramatic I've just been out rowed by about an 103 year-old Nan on he rowing machine. It's time to call it a day for me x

[The Real @MichaelPantaleo]

@JPattersoon I was out!