Michael Pasca

MHS Soccer '17, don't forget the happy thoughts, cómo van a convencerme de que la magia no existe #1ØVÊ

[Michael Pasca @MichaelPasca10]

Captain raises the trophy with the team and there’s no other way

[Dia Miller @diandraann]

My biggest sports ick will always be handing the trophy to the owner of the team before the players.

[ZuritaCarpio @ZuritaCarpio]

Eres un japonés en México y te grita "Pikachu".
A) Te enojas
B) Le entras al desmadre

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[LM10 Brasil @MessiLeoBrasil_]

🚨🎙️ De Paul após o jogo:

"Quando o Messi entrou, todos nós corremos o dobro, ele é a alma desse time e o nosso líder. Estamos prontos."

[Michael Pasca @MichaelPasca10]

This is the way

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We are officially in World Cup month. Please leave your xG charts, pressing percentages, and defensive metrics in the club season. International tournament football is strictly decided by pure vibes, individual brilliance, tactical survival, and a random goalkeeper turning into prime Lev Yashin for two weeks. Enjoy the entertainment and put the spreadsheets away.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

When you hop back in to Last Wish for the RAD loot updates, do Riven legit.

I dare you, cowards.

[Saint ✈️ 🔜 GCX 2026 @saaaaaaaaaint]

june 9th

[Michael Pasca @MichaelPasca10]

@DestinyTheGame 😓

[🍃🇧🇷🇹🇷🇨🇮🇲🇦🇸🇳 @ahmxed8]

Seeing people who used to talk trash on Neymar celebrating his return on my tl

[oscar piastri's pr manager @pitlanep1astri]

best result ever in f1 but franco's post is entirely dedicated to messi...most successful fanboy ever

[Florian Ederer @florianederer]

Just got invited to a party on June 14, a day featuring no less than 5 World Cup matches, and I immediately had to think of this amazing comedy bit.

[Michael Pasca @MichaelPasca10]

THANK YOU FINALLY I FEEL SEEN

[r @6ffside]

i always go back to this

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ David Villa, on the value of a runners up medal in the Champions League:

“I have the silver medal from Atleti's final on the same shelf as the gold one I won with Barça. And my son Luca was asking me why I had it there…

And I say: ‘Do you know how hard it is to reach a Champions League final and lose it?’. I would have loved to win it, of course, and we would have gone much further into Atlético de Madrid's history as the first ones to win it, and all that you want.

But let's analyse it: Do you know how hard it is to reach a Champions League final in that season? It wasn't Atlético de Madrid's current squad.

It was a very short squad, where we had a lot of young guys, where we had to go to the Camp Nou and leave it all out physically a week before, when Madrid was resting at home already preparing for the Champions League final…

It can't be a thorn in my side. Would we have liked to win it? Of course…, but you have to give value to what was achieved.” 🧠🥈

[Michael Pasca @MichaelPasca10]

And I locked in and did ts too

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[Tina ✨ @ScuderTina]

Chinese Gp: Mario Kart edition 🍄🏎️

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

Canal+ made a Mario Kart F1 themed promo for the Japanese GP and I promise it’s the best thing you’ll see all week

[deni @fiagirly]

Lewis Hamilton: “To see George come through the sport and then get to Formula 1, and now see Kimi come through and to be able to be here with them, especially as Kimi took my seat. And then Bono, I’ve worked with for so long, so it’s like sitting here with my whole family. So that’s great.” 🥹

[Michael Pasca @MichaelPasca10]

@LetsTalk_FPL Rice to Salah for -4 or wait til next week? Bringing in Thiago this week for ft

[Selección Argentina in English @AFASeleccionEN]

Don't tap 😌