Michael Pitia

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Yehova Wanyonyi has finally remembered the daughter of Kamagut. This weekend, Sugoi is expected to resemble a barbecue festival as Charlene Ruto hosts her Koito âk Chaik, the traditional Kalenjin wedding ceremony. Rumor has it the guest list reads like a government payroll, featuring Cabinet Secretaries, CEOs, tenderpreneurs, and every wealthy gentleman who has ever described himself as a humble servant of the people.

To ensure maximum comfort, the venue will reportedly have two VIP sections... One for the Who Is Who, and another for the Who Is Also There also known as Walala Hoii. Walala Hoii who are financially handicapped in the society will be rewarded with a full-course meal, endless refreshments, and premium Kanamba speciioo a.k.a podipodi strong enough to make them start calling each other cousins.

Whether you're WANTAM, TUTAM, or simply EATAM, there's something on the menu for everyone. The only requirement is to arrive with an empty stomach and carry an avocado, because in this economy you don't leave such responsibilities to the hosts.

We wish Charlene and her better half a joyful marriage,, one that's permanently vaccinated against DUST, Unnecessary WhatsApp investigations, and late-night phone calls from yellow yellow damsels. Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Michael Pitia @MichaelPit46333]

@KhaskiAllanoh @MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto @NPSOfficial_KE @orengo_james @edwinsifuna @CaroliOmondi HE can't kill..its the devil that kills

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@HonWetangula Yuu are our only hope wen it comes to matters legislative about iebc

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@AokoOtieno_ Our gal mtetezi

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@AokoOtieno_ A home or a dungeon

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@bungomaduke @Adele_lide It's ok even Barack Obama is not popular in siaya...but like it or not yuu can't wipe his name on Americans lips

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@edwinsifuna It's your chance my friend..had Bathromew failed to break protocol he could have gone back blind

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@ChrispinusWes10 @gpdkaluma Anakula

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@gpdkaluma Barking is allowed

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@AokoOtieno_ Trust condom?

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@gpdkaluma Najua umeshiba

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@NdindiNyoro Tutam won't sing

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@RobertAlai Not true please

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@MigunaMiguna He's just crying na kutoa stress...after knowing that his base has been shifted

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@HonMoses_Kuria Yuu have talked my friend

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@NationAfrica Baridi mingi...glue ni ya viatu

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@alexmwanzo Khowirekho

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@MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto Kumbe watu walienda shule!!! Serious Englishes

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@AokoOtieno_ Sister to Miguna

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@itskipronoh Too early to judge