Michael

If you ain't livin' on the edge you're taking up too much space

[Gogo.Sifiso - the seer @theseerheals]

This new generation don’t know nothing about this!! 😆

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

@FastbreakHoops5 SaMsUNg DiD iT FirST

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

@EndTribalism If they got "sued repeatedly and successfully" that means they're did something wrong, of course we'd want them out of the space...

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

@RpsAgainstTrump “Doesn’t seem that smart or interesting”… has a a Ph.D in electrical and computer engineering lol studies AI and automation but ok go off 😂

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

You ain’t ever gonna catch me trying to sell y’all that damn air purifier scheme

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

Facebook marketplace meetups low key a little drug deal

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

Hey @elonmusk

Blues not allowing non-essential personnel watch our first New Glenn launch from our facility. They’re saying we either have to work from home or use PTO, which is a bummer. We were all pumped to see it.

Any way we could come watch it at one of the @SpaceX spots?

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

Yo, @Allegiant y’all wanna email me back or not put me on hold for 3 hours? Some real Spirit Airlines type crap you’re pulling here

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

Knowing y’all’s prices this joint bout to be $20 bucks huh?

[Arby's @Arbys]

Arby’s Reuben stays true to a classic recipe. Each sandwich is made with love and care. But mostly, it’s corned beef and sauerkraut.

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

The price of Gasolina is too high and when we needed him most, he vanished…

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

Irregardless of any of your beliefs, religions, or opinions we all return to same soil

[ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ 𐂂 @hyphenkordei]

........aint she write the damn book?

[lil duval @lilduval]

If it comes down to it, we can just use cancel culture as a defense in WW3

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

Have y’all ever heard a crackhead say they ain’t got enough money for crack? No, they go out and get it. Stop making excuses for your dreams

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

NFT guys be like: “Bro it’s so much more than just a picture”

Lord I hope so cause like….

[More Plates More Dates @Derek_Fitness]

This jpg sold for over $23 million a few days ago

Bruh

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

You’re so quiet…

*me in my head*:

“I wonder if Lil Troy ever foresaw ‘Wanna be a baller’ being so timeless”

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

I feel like the Ranch vs Blue cheese debate is like the old Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network debate, you just knew people that had better taste would pick Nick as well as Ranch

[Michael @MichaelPorta22]

Can I get a Marvin’s Room 2 now? @Drake

[vibe @wowthatsavibe]

ASAP Rocky gonna be shocked when Rihanna’s baby come out looking exactly like it’s father (me)