Joe Dirt

I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevent. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. -Ya Boy Mewtwo

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@HockeyCanada That was so fucking bad. Why does it seem like every game of international hockey we play, we’re up against Dominik Hasek and we have the Zamboni driver in our net?

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@jamespreece6 @myelessar Tolkien hated allegory. Didn’t want his works compared to current events.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@MoneyPuckdotcom Probably more likely than not the Pens miss the playoffs but 4% is nasty work lol.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@penguins PP1 is so bad. Let them be PP3 for a bit.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@penguins They tried so hard to lose in the last 4 minutes but Sid and Ned weren’t having it.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@penguins @POJoseph15 Nylander double hattick I fear

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@PensInsideScoop That was painful to watch.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@ufc Oh fuck I’m gonna cum

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@penguins Such a fitting end. Blown lead. Sid alone in front of the net, game on his stick and tries that back door passing play they try every single shift that works once every 38 tries. Throw a shot in once in a while guys. Maybe a deke. No patience with the puck on this team.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@McGregorRousey

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@DustinPoirier my favourite fighter for a reason. Sick fight, one of the best ever. Get the strap!

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@BrandenRankin @eh_giver @M4426Cary @joekool59 @BonsieTweets @AM34 Let’s see some possession numbers in the 2nd round.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@TSNBobMcKenzie @theNSLC Bobby do you know if that’s all Halifax and Dartmouth locations?

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@DustinPoirier Man I think you win the fight vs Charles 8 out of 10 times. Fight a contender then rematch Charles for the belt or maybe Justin if he’s the champ at that point. Wanna see you with the belt champ.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@plingsong @DerekBrunson @ufc 😮

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@CraveFoodsCA Nice

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@CraveFoodsCA Come on Crave I’m down bad.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@benandjerrys umm I just opened my ice cream and there’s some gross piece of string or something in it.

[Joe Dirt @MichaelRoyles]

@CraveFoodsCA 2-4 let’s go I eat Crave like everyday lol