Michael Rudzik

Christian and Independent American whose creative passion can only be eclipsed by the incredible love I have for my amazing wife & children!

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@Sofia50020Sofia The GREAT Ralph Cramden…naturally.

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@alphafox There’d be pieces of me in two zip codes.

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@EmilySm43 Antique suppository. Rare.

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@femalebodybuil6 Open the drain

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@femalebodybuil6 🎼Oh Black Coffee, keep on rollin…”

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@Guitarbizon Sebastian Bach or Janie Lane.

(Yep..I hear mic’s dropping too!)

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@Guitarbizon I can’t think with that thing winkin’ at me, man!

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@Emotion78687

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@Daisy55oj NONE! They’re all from the “Everything’s a Dollar” bin at a Love’s Truck Stop.

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@Guitarbizon GENE SIMMONS

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@TruckerDanUSA That is fantastic! Trying it tomorrow morning. Will report back with video evidence!

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@Guitarbizon Mean Streak and, Summertime Girls [when the mood feels right].
Underrated band that hit the party a little too late.

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@alphafox NOTHING about this is correct.
*MADE IN CHINA*

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@SilenceDogood34 @alphafox No way! Shite is one of my favorite words!! I still think the B-52’s would sound better after crash landing in the ocean, but it’s probably my shite taste!

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@MichaelRudzik @alphafox That’s how I feel about rap.

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@SilenceDogood34 @alphafox Aww, thank you!

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@HMailKevin @alphafox Lookout Kevin…I think we’re “squares.” (I’m okay with it.)

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@MickeyBlowtorch So…I fall to sleep face-down and that makes finding the “perfect pillow” as illusive as the G-spot. I try to find the flattest pillow and that usually does the trick.
Mikey’s MyPillow ain’t bad! They make them for belly and back sleepers too!

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@CARDINAL0420 @alphafox 100%!!! Thanks for mentioning that! Only the Cohen brothers could re-tell The Odyssey in a way that’s even more entertaining.

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@NixAshes A Nacho-Cheese tire thumper?