Michael S. Smith II

Terrorism Analyst ● OSINT Specialist ● P/CVE Consultant ● “Mogul” in @ForeignPolicy Leading Global Thinkers ’16 ● 14 in @FastCompany mag’s 100 Most Creative ’16

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

There are members of the United States Congress who are afraid to vote to impeach Trump due to concerns about their families’ safety.

This is how terrorism works, folks! This is a textbook example of terrorists succeeding with efforts to coerce decision makers in a government.

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

What the f—

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Why do you think Bill Pulte is the best person for the acting DNI job?

TRUMP: He may out some things about the rigged elections

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

Huge

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Describe Led Zeppelin with ONLY 1 word! 👇🏻

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

I think Arron means *awake*.

Indeed, seems like it’s been a long while since conscious was an applicable term.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is struggling to stay conscious in the Oval Office yet again

[Dennis Goris | Cartoons @DennisGoris]

The bigliest

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

@PontistGirl ?

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

Who’s the guy who thought, ‘Yeah, I’ma wear cotton khaki pants to a presser in the Oval and see if anyone notices?’ (No, Bannon ain’t in the room doing it.)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar This is a real photo. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

God is now echoing things I’ve been saying for more than a year.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know things are bad now but you just have to hang in there until the world ends.

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 Former Prince Andrew spotted with massive bruise on his face. https://t.co/5iawIMiqHP

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

Exercise is important.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is blinking again

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

Can you blame him?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

So, did Bessent go to
law school?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SANCHEZ: I think it's safe to say this is probably the most corrupt Treasury Department in our nation's history

BESSENT: I AM GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE EXCEPTION WITH THAT! THAT IS SLANDEROUS

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

Pot …

[Reuters @Reuters]

Trump confirms he called Netanyahu crazy in phone call https://t.co/SAGSByR6Pp https://t.co/SAGSByR6Pp

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

This is not ok.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

Nothing against sharks, but: Trees can be easier to hug, and are often less stressful to be around.

Just saying.

[Earth @earthcurated]

🦈 🌲 FUN FACT: Sharks have been around longer than trees.

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

And?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Folks, there is something gravely wrong with the president’s health and the White House is covering it up. This man is obviously not well.

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

YIKES

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Flesh-eating screwworm arrives in US with first case detected in Texas cattle https://t.co/VwFx8tm3UE

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

I see.

[Earth @earthcurated]

Owls don’t have eyeballs.
They have fixed tube-shaped eyes, that’s why they rotate their heads up to 270° to look around.

[Michael S. Smith II @MichaelSSmithII]

Sign of declining health: No how-to sharpie artwork session included with this appearance.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

The President of the United States has discovered that a pool can be longer than a skyscraper is tall.

We live in the dumbest timeline.