Michael Sankey

a man's reach should exceed his grasp Robert Browning my ambition is handicapped by laziness charles bukowski

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

Oh oh it's magic. You know

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

If it wasn't obvious enuff. A famous comedian from about 15+ yrs ago, says "I'm scared of heights, have u ever seen the movies vertigo?"

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

Question of the end of the year. .. What movie does Arnold S. knock out punch a reindeer?

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I feel so bad when I know parents think they're doing a great job but in reality it's a joke n u can't help feeling sad for that child :(

[Natalie @nataliemarks]

@MichaelSankey got a new job. What he's most excited about? Being able to take care of our little family. Love that man :) ❤️😍

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[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

I can never tell if it's gerrit cole or sean berti pitching!

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

“@nataliemarks: Laundry time!! 👧🔫 i hope @MichaelSankey and @Sammieeelynnn are ready for a fold-a-thon! 👔👚👗👕👖❤️you guys!!!!” ....& HEROES!!!

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

Can't stop listening to the new Broken Bells album After The Disco... Anything Brian Burton touches turns gold.

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

@Paulettaaxfit who is this? And thank you :) I was bummed when I just had to skip to season 7 (which is brilliant, threat level midnight)

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

Crap, can't locate my season 6 office DVD anywhere in this crazy apt. Ares is helping me but I'm not sure he even know what it looks like ha

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

I need to make sure YouTube comes down and tapes this - Michael Scott in reference to the roast of himself

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

"The eyes are the groin of the head" - Dwight Schrute

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious"- Michael Scott

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

Can't believe it's been a decade since Set Yourself On Fire was released by the Stars

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

Patterson drops 27 on 10-17, 5 boards and 6 dimes as Pitt improves to 15-1 on the season!!!

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

@BarackObama obviously you haven't talked to half the population. Just walk thru new castle pa then say that quote w a straight face

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

I Don't think ill ever get sick of munchin caramel bugles while watching modern fam.

[Michael Sankey @MichaelSankey]

@nataliemarks birthday celebration at the sankey household! Ive never had Ice cream cupcakes from DQ & I recommend