Michael Sayles

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[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

Pushing yourself will take you places you would have never thought to be possible.

From literal physical destinations to the depths of the human experience.

Life moves by fast, so don’t wait, take a swing at it, and better yet, you should take many.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is the most important 90 seconds in any interview ever.

God bless @elonmusk

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

We’re back.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

You didn’t get a cheque though.. smh lol

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

Tf r u talking about? Crocs have sport mode????

[Top Girl Keiko, J.D. ✝️🙏 @TopGirlKeiko]

Idiot men wear flip flops, sandals and crocs. If shxt happens, you can't even run nor defend yourself.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

MCing is speaking… idiot

[Layah Heilpern @LayahHeilpern]

I’m in Miami for the #bitcoin conference!

I’ll be speaking and MCing. I’ll see you all there!

Get 10% off your tickets with my code layah10: https://t.co/q3rgMwU5H0

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

You’re a loser

[Isabella Moody @IsabellaIsMoody]

I find it so weird when women breastfeed in public.

Like you can’t have bottles prepared before you leave the house?

Put your juggies away.

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

You can. It's that simple.

[Abigail @vinsmokeabigail]

If you need to resort to Tinder to find a date, you're a true loser.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

This tweet isn’t spelt properly.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

You cannot judge the people of the past by the standards of today.

You also can’t apologise on the behalf of your ancestors for what they did centuries before you were born.

None of these 12 nations would exist if it were not for the British empire.

Do. Not. Apologise.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

And still trash.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Featherweight to super heavyweight.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

So are you.

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

Simple

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

*3 retweets* this guy needs help 🤣

[Chase DeMoor @ChaseDeMoor]

Love or hate me I’m one of the most googled people on earth. ��� let that sink in.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

Valid question.

[Alex Sedlak @alexxsedlak]

How do people not live near the ocean?

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

This loser should return the medal he stole.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

Facts

[Isabella Moody @IsabellaIsMoody]

If your boyfriend supports your only fans…

You don’t have a boyfriend.

You have a PIMP.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

Welcome to the real world.

[Dave Danna @DaveEDanna]

Obese is not a slur.
It's a life threatening condition, that I'm going to defeat.

[Michael Sayles @MichaelSayless]

*by yourself*

[Gavin Mayo @EarnMayo]

This is my current view. Next time you decide to talk shit, take a picture of your surroundings and I’ll judge whether you’re worth listening to.

[Luke Belmar 👽 @lukebelmar]

If the school system was designed to make people thrive then why are most people broke? It doesn’t add up.