Michael Selva

Doing new things in 2020. 🔥 Love my wife and love my son.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Hey @Tim_Walz and @IlhanMN one of the biggest fraud bust in Minnesota history took place this week and you guys said nothing

Shouldn’t you guys celebrate when fraud is exposed in your state and district?

Or are you upset because it was exposed? Silence speaks volumes.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@GavinNewsom In Californias case it might be good to fight fire with water

[MyFitnessFeelings @fitnessfeelingz]

I will be flying to Los Angeles to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt. What are they going to do, ID me?

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Jack @jackunheard]

Ilhan Omar saying “World War Eleven” is perfect content for SNL and yet they didn’t even touch it.

Instead, hey mock an assassination attempt on Trump.

[Michael Selva @MichaelSelva]

@JamCristopher Haha

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

[lolwtferic @lolwtferic]

thank you everyone who followed along with this special art project this season.

[The Rizz Bible @rizzolosophy]

While ignoring the men's mental load

[Michael Selva @MichaelSelva]

@c0mmandderr Hahaha same

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Pleased to share my favorite high-resolution capture of the Artemis II launch- the moment the SLS is clearing the tower, captured by a sound-triggered camera placed near the pad.

I'll have prints linked in my bio for this one, and here's a short thread about how it was captured

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

no matter what’s going on in the world.
this is very, very, very freaking awesome

[Michael Selva @MichaelSelva]

@redturn2 Time to come back then

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

I used to think one of the most unrealistic parts of Reacher was dudes who were clearly not in his league physically constantly fucking with him and starting fights but turns out nope

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

Just going to leave this here.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation.

So we compromised and had an altercation

[LA Clippers @LAClippers]

18 games left to go 📈