Michael Chertoff

Yo voy internet & navego en la web 👍 alt is @miguelsincamisa 👀

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

If you are interested in politics or RPGs or Zippy the Pinhead or Metaphor Refantazio or David Foster Wallace or art or Reddit losers you should read this essay thing that i wrote it's called Manifesto Refantazio. Thank you https://t.co/y3KA67PYva

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

I watched charles de ketelaere playing 32 god damb games for AC Milan where he didnt even get close to scoring a goal and now he has 2 against the US. Fack off

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

@catbyrne_ @NoahKahan It probably reminds you of that because he's talking about pooping your pants

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

I hate japan man what do you mean I can't leave my hotel because theres no one at the desk to give me the key to my shoes

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

The mean jamal

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

Somewhere out there is someone passionately defending the concept of AI tattoos

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

@HinduAmericans 🤨

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

2010 world cup. we were there

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

The spanish announcer in the norway vs iraq game is insane. Who is he

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

Wherever you go there you are (in a hotel room in Fukushima watching True Grit [2010] in 360p on a sketchy movie streaming website)

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

@kojiyamada I was surprised how simple the stadium I went to in Yokohama was, given how much Japan surpasses the US in technology. But I enjoyed it more than going to a game here because I find our stadiums to be too sensory overwhelming

[Theodore Beers @theodorebeers]

Is it better to be affluent and scammed in almost every interaction every day? Maybe, but it damages the soul. And if our fortunes ever turn, how fucked are we? I feel we’re already seeing that happen.

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

@WarMonitors

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

did the random youtuber from whom they ripped this video ever get any form of recourse for this

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

@brookepintodc You doxxed Robert White's family address and published his father's Pinterest search history

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

Meta Glasses wearers can't figure out why anyone would have an issue with them filming children

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

This is the Omelas paradox. You can't have the best thing of all time - a worldwide soccer tournament - without simultaneously having the worst thing of all time - greedy corporations destroying your soul by forcing you to watch ads. Its what makes the world beautiful

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

They’re soft launching quarters instead of halves. It’s disgusting but will become commonplace in 10 years.

Sigh.

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

Why did it take 20 years to be able to review flopping

[CJ Gillman @CoachGilly6]

This is it, this is why I can’t watch.

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

@PeachyStormie https://t.co/uVhFvBGDuU

[Zelda Jac @ZeldaJac3]

do malo mart stay open 24 hours

[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

I like haim but everything ive ever seen from them is about how theyre from LA and how they love LA and are loyal to LA. This is not acceptable

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

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[Michael Chertoff @MichaelShirtOff]

For the last 15 years everyone has called me negative and a buzzkill for insisting that the USA should never get another world cup. I was right. Screw u all

[Joe Lynam @JoeBLynam]

This should be the last time that America ever hosts a major international tournament - in any sport. The International Olympic committee should be watching very carefully for LA 2028