Michael Simpson

“If you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.”

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@SportsSturm I’m a diehard Liverpool and Mo fan. Was rooting for Egypt, wearing an Egypt jersey, took my family to see Egypt/Australia. And I must completely agree. Not a penalty. Prob not even a foul at midfield honestly. Nothing in it.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@SportsSturm My guess is that he’d have a different opinion if England were on a different path in the bracket and could watch Mexico potentially knock off a team like France in this game at the Azteca. This dude would welcome that, I’m sure.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@corbydavidson Sorry @corbydavidson. Completely agree with @TweetsMyOwn. Messi’s performance today likely solidifies that he’s probably a top 25 player all time.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@junior_miller We drove by it Thursday. I always point it out to my kids. It’s wild.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@SportsSturm Hard to disagree there.

[Jeff Leach @leachfortexas]

This is Adam Hoffman. He repeatedly raped a Texas boy — for nearly three years — dozens and dozens of times.

Tomorrow morning, May 25th 2026, he will be released from McLennan County Jail after spending just a few weeks there. He will not be required to register as a sex offender. And very soon he’ll be allowed to practice law again.

A real and dangerous predator — a present threat to Texas children — will be as free as you and me. A slap on his wrist and a spit in the face to his victim.

Why?! How?!

Because that’s the deal he made with Ken Paxton.

Vote accordingly.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@DavidMooreDMN It’s gotta just be rage bait at this point

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

Super glad to know that the @BuffaloBills took TJ Parker with the “thirty fifeth pick in the 2016 draft.”

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@OfSons90168 @SeanTPendergast Exactly. Getting picked off preserved their closer’s pitch count to work the 9th. Then, Matthews commits an error at 3B, which ultimately led to bases loaded with one out. Bad on Espada for all of these decisions, including stretching Bryan King past his longevity.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

If this @AppleTV guy says, “Astros fans are going to love Mike Burrows,” one more time, I swear I’m gonna crash out. #AstrosTwitter

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

I guess he wasn’t still a hell of a linebacker. @NotJackKemp @bracketdan

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@HoustonDynamo cool bring back @GlennDavisSoc

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

Somebody at @HoustonDynamo posted this after realizing there’s more support for the team’s play-by-play guy than for the front office, the coaching staff and the roster. Absolutely terrible. @JHarden13 fix this shit.

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

Thank you to Glenn Davis for his years of passion and dedication to calling Houston Dynamo matches. His voice has been part of so many memorable moments for our club and our fans. Please join us in celebrating Glenn's commitment to growing the game and wishing him all the best in his future endeavors.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

The @astros would never have fired Milo Hamilton. By god, @HoustonDynamo fired their “Milo” when they let go of @GlennDavisSoc. HDFC really shit the bed here.

[Glenn Davis @GlennDavisSoc]

Thank you Houston Dynamo Fans!

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@3SeveralDays Craddick is running for Comptroller. You’re still correct though.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

Hey @YouTubeTV @Google - how about just lower the price on the next bill? How about a straight statement credit? You guys are bungling this whole situation AND gatekeeping the $20 credit. Terrible.

[Craig Miller @junior_miller]

We were going to get a 71 yd FG attempt by Aubrey if not for that interception! What a buzz-kill.

[Michael Simpson @MichaelSimpson]

@bracketdan Having. The time. Of his life.