Michael Solka

home brew : jewish summer camp : longhorns: technology : ATX : social media : family : order varies daily

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@Hermit_Thrush 728901

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@kyleumlang 6

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@WVTM13 Thank you Coach. 🎗️

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@_delconte Thanks!!

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Definitely not an aggie. Look at my profile pic! Kind’ve surprised at the comments. Haven’t y’all ever sat in a bar asking/arguing stupid sports questions? I question the sports creds of anyone who gave me sh!t about my original question. 🤘🏻🤘🏻

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Hi @_delconte!! Can you settle a bet? How many people at a sold out DKR game actually graduated from Texas? Over/under on 40,000?

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@_delconte Monster cooler was empty by halftime.

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@JosephManero @TSUnfiltered After the game, a middle-aged fan (i.e., non-threatening) quietly suggested to us to go straight to our hotel. Based on the mood, we decided to comply. 😂🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

An anonymous group has funded and constructed a giant screen with loudspeakers outside the @UCLA Pro-Hamas Encampments showing footage of the October 7 Massacre on loop.

Bravo to these geniuses.

#StandWithIsrael

[lelemSLP @lelemSLP]

Once upon a time, there were Radical Islamists (oppressors and terrorists). And like all the bad guys in all the classic stories - they wanted to take over the world.

For that, they decided to brainwash the young generation in the West, so that they'd ruin their own countries.

Gen-Z were very naive. They never heard classic stories about Big Bad Wolf (because their parents cared for their mental health and didn't want to scare them).

So, when Radical Islamists invented the Watermelon country, Gen-Z believed immediately. It was a good story.

When on October 7 Radical Islamists slaughtered 1200 people in Israel absolutely for no reason, the young Western generation happily parroted, that all this was justified, because.... watermelon.

But Radical Islamists weren't so sure, that Gen-Z will fall so easily for the next lies.

For example - Houthis. How is it possible to make them the good guys, when most of the young generation are LGBTQ, but Houthis can't stop publicly executing LGBTQ as we speak?

Luckily, since Houthis attacked Israelis (and Israelis were already the "bad guys" in the simple brains of Gen-Z, because of watermelon fairytale) - Gen-Z immediately started chanting: "Yemen Yemen make us proud".

Same happened with ISIS, Taliban, Hezbollah, global jihad and intifada all over the world...

No matter what despicable horror the Radical Islamists presented as the "good guys" - everything worked for Gen-Z. Radical Islamists didn't even have to do any efforts.

But then... it was time to present the head of the Octopus, the Puppet Master - Islamic Republic of Iran.

"How are we going to make them the good guys?" - worried Radical Islamists.

"Of course, we took over the Tiktok, American Universities, UN, mass media... But still... Iran? It's true that Gen-Z are young, but surely they remember how Iranian women were fighting for freedom and for the right not to be m*rdered for not wearing hijab. After all, it was trending on TikTok...".

I'd like this story to have a better ending, with some plot twist.
Unfortunately, there was no plot twist.

The moment Radical Islamists threw enough propaganda into TikTok and Instagram, everything happened as before, without any effort.

Students of TikTok Facts University (STFU) and Instagram D*mb Law Experts (IDLE) immediately believed the plot, according to which the Head of the Octopus, the Puppet Master of all Evil and Terror in the world (Islamic Republic of Iran) was simply a poor innocent pregnant baby journalist defending itself.

And that's how the generation, who was guarded by parents from the Stories about Big Bad Wolf, didn't know how to recognize the Big Bad Wolf when it came for them.

The End (of the world).

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@kyleumlang 38-35 Texas

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@BradKellner @TSUnfiltered Done

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@kellygramlich Happy Birthday!🎉

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@erin_s1 Tell him I said hi!

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@joe_hookem 🤘

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