Michael Swanson

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

McDonald’s said hey buddy if you’re gonna sit in our dining room all day, we might as well put you to work

Here is me making my next Big Mac from start to finish

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Breaking News:

We have surpassed $25,000 in donations toward beating ALS

Also, here is the McDonalds manager Johnny. He is awesome

As a thank you, the next hour of donations go to Ronald McDonald House Charity

And he will MATCH IT and send it back to our ALS fund!

W JOHNNY

[Ron Paul @RonPaul]

With poll numbers in the gutter, President Trump seems to have moved to bribery for the upcoming elections -- $5,000 for Americans if the Republicans win.

Could the Democrats offer up $6,000 if they win?

Could there be a bribery bidding war?

Should Americans be bribed (with their own money) by politicians who have sunk the nation into $40 Trillion worth of debt?

What a mess.

Watch @RonPaul & @ChrisRossini below:

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey MAGAts, if you give me $3000 now I will give you my $5000 Trump check when it arrives. Easy money

[Heidi @HeidiOCanada]

The war will end … after the election.

Oil prices will go down … after the election.

You’ll each get a $5000 check …. after the election.

If you believe ANY of this, you’re dumb as dirt … right now.

No need to wait until after the election to find that out.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I don’t know about you all, but frankly I’m insulted by the notion that my vote this November could be bought for 5k. Not to mention the inflation this would cause. All things considered, I cannot in good conscience accept a penny less than 10k!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

INT of the year candidate in Week 1 😱 #SCtop10

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

Secured with ONE HAND 🖐️

📺 ESPN+

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BENI NGOYI JUST NEEDS ONE HAND FOR THIS INT

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

It’s baffling to me how many people seem to forget (or ignore) that the real victims of the Lindsay Clancy case were a 5 year old BABY, 3 year old BABY and 8 month old BABY.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th.

That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days.

Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

Conservative Inc influencers after the group chat sends out the new talking points:

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

🔥Tuesday I tweeted Mike Johnson would recess Congress until after the election in an attempt to stymie our latest Epstein bill. Johnson went on TV adamantly saying that was STUPID and we’d work every day. Today he announced we’ll recess on Sept 17… until after the election!

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Rep. Massie: "No one from the Epstein files has been arrested. Dozens have been arrested worldwide, yet none in the US.

"I'll name them: Leon Black, Jes Staley, and Les Wexner. Why aren't they being investigated?"

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Beginning today, your congressman can sign a discharge petition to force a vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.

EFTA II gives state AGs access to Epstein files required to prosecute perpetrators under state law, and makes it easier for survivors to sue to get their files.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@WhiteHouse This is a nothing-burger.

It’s already legal for farmers to process their own meat, and people can buy a cow and do the same.

The problem is it’s currently illegal to sell it “by the cut.”

So what exactly is being promised that Trump’s corporate meatpacking bosses will allow?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Today, we have been at War with Iran for SIX MONTHS.

The 1973 War Powers Act required Trump to withdraw forces within 90 days absent authorization from Congress.

They ridiculously claimed to stop the war & restart new hostilities @ 91 days.

We are past 180 days. End the War.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Man dressed as Darth Vader appears before San Diego City Council to defend its 550+ Flock cameras — declaring, “This is what the emperor needs.”

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@SenRickScott With all due respect Senator Scott, you voted for the Big Beautiful Bill that increased spending while cutting taxes, which made this year’s deficit even worse than it would have been.