Mike T.

medically retired Navy. don't give a shit about you, don't care about you. stop screwing up my planet already, fucking oxygen thief...

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd But did your snoring disrupt someone else? If not -1/2 point.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

Sometimes there just aren't enough words to express how you feel about something. And it's a steaming pile of compost...

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Sounds like my cat. Although, she picks her own boxes. That being any box left unclaimed for more than 0.25 seconds.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Fluffy purr ball!

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd I'm just happy I'm accused of resembling a tree. Much better than being a twig...

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@Exogynous @Erdayastronaut Yeah, no conflict of interest here to see....

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Cruel you are announcing that and NOT sharing! 😥

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@PaulRieckhoff If it wasn't enough of a dumpster fire. For short term profits it's best to throw gasoline on the fire.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@sciencegirl512 But why?

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Like you needed an excuse to eat cheese. 😸

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Phssshhhh! You're too late! I married that ten years ago. But for those not taken, I recommend it. Keeps life interesting.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd I'd be happy you're not a speed walker.... Unless we're being chased by dinosaurs....

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Noted for future crimes and baking

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Cats, they're only our friends if it's to their advantage. Now, witnessing all this all would certainly be an event. Starting with the 4'11" lady moving a 7' tree. I'd offer to help out if I saw it though.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd So long as no one is using you as their tree topper. If you do get crushed by your own tree, don't expect rescue from the cat. You've just become a bird for them to hunt in said tree, so try not to struggle, and don't use the catnip suggestion. That'll just be encouraging.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd It all sounds like the plot to a B horror film.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Well, go get a bird and let us know how it goes. Choose wisely though.

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd Was the cake so bad you chose to wear it rather than eat it? Or.... Are you saving that for later?

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd ... You will put cobras wherever you want just to surprise us....

[Mike T. @MichaelTTroutm2]

@AwkwardAndOdd @Jmurphy908Jimmy Well, I suppose it's a bit worse than me getting my daughter up early for school when they have a late start or no school.